Basically thought it would be pretty cool if we all shared our first time experiences, so that people who are a little confused about losing their virginity av a better idea of what it's gonna be like. We want the nitty gritty here people. Spare no details, no post too long or short.........

I wouldn't know cos I'm still a virgin

13 yr old to a 5th who had a bet with her pal!!

It was all arranged and of course never thought to put on quick on/quick of shoes. So being naivie I going along wearing a pair of 18up Docs!! God they took forever to get off!!

Anyway, she gave a big collar of nookie badges {not that i really realised at the time - my brother counted 27!!} So guess that was her way of proving it to her pal!!

Rememeber going home to and looking at myself to see this 'man {!!} in the mirror and thinking 'what the f##k!!}

Funny thing is my mum gave me a knowing look made me sit down passed me the paper and gave me the remote control and made me acup of tea!!

Guess I could have put a bit more thought into how ppl might read that last bit !!!!

erm... i was really young..... eleven..... and he wasn't much older.... neither of us knew what to do really.... and when it was over i cried.

17. I was whisked away on a stolen bike (I was unaware of this fact) at high speed, without helmet. Out ran a police car, and taken back to his lodgings. I was a very niave young girl and hadn't realised his intentions until he grabbed my hand and starting walking up the stairs. I think at the point i was too curious (and fuelled with alcohol) to care.

I think this should be under the love section...

Anyone agree?

yep

I lost my cherry to Fiona. I think I maybe in trouble when I get to do it with a real woman. I mean with Fiona, when Ive finished giving her one I take her to the sink and give her a swill out under the tap. What do I do with a real woman, do they do this themselves or am I expected to carry them to the sink.

does anybody else think that the wee woman in Murder She Wrote {Angela Landsbury I think} is responsible for all the murders she encounters?

Now think about it, everything's fine until she turns up. Everywhere she goes there's a murder - do you know anybody who's been involved in so much murder and mayhem in one lifetime? {okay apart from the likes of Pol Pot, Stalin, Hitler and the like - and you probably did know them personally anyway - not say that I know Angela Landsbury personally; be too shit scared to to be honest!!

If she ever turns up on your doorstep don't let her in, call the police, and ensure that they investigate the back catologue of mayhem she has been embroiled in.

As a matter of fact she frames ppl every episode as well - my god she is one evil mother!!

PS: I know this has absolutlely nothing to do with love - but then again this is a broad church so I guess there may be some Angela fans out there somewhere...