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08.10.2006, 15:41 quote

Animalmother
Animalmother Joined: 30 Aug 2006 Posts: 224 Location: United Kingdom, England, Nottinghamshire
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shit iwas like 15 and lost it to amother of 3 who was 32 on her couch lolz

after i had finished all i could say was that was fun she replied was that your first time i just smiled then she burst out laughing was hella funny since that day i thought about nothing but love and beer of course!! lolz xx xx xx

 

08.10.2006, 15:57 quote

fred872
fred872 Joined: 04 Oct 2006 Posts: 13 Location: United Kingdom, England, Hampshire
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Embarassed i was 16 she was 17 we were watching tv in the next room to my parents watching tv we were making out i was all turned on she asked if she could help with that i said oh yes please she got my dick out hitched her skirt up and sat on it all very quiet and the rest was history Surprised

 

08.10.2006, 19:23 quote

Anonymous

I lost my cherry to Fiona. I think I maybe in trouble when I get to do it with a real woman. I mean with Fiona, when Ive finished giving her one I take her to the sink and give her a swill out under the tap. What do I do with a real woman, do they do this themselves or am I expected to carry them to the sink.

 

08.10.2006, 19:26 quote

Anonymous

morillo wrote:
I lost my cherry to Fiona. I think I maybe in trouble when I get to do it with a real woman. I mean with Fiona, when Ive finished giving her one I take her to the sink and give her a swill out under the tap. What do I do with a real woman, do they do this themselves or am I expected to carry them to the sink.


just throw them a towel..

 

08.10.2006, 19:29 quote

Anonymous

morillo wrote:
I lost my cherry to Fiona. I think I maybe in trouble when I get to do it with a real woman. I mean with Fiona, when Ive finished giving her one I take her to the sink and give her a swill out under the tap. What do I do with a real woman, do they do this themselves or am I expected to carry them to the sink.

hmmm Rolling Eyes lol but didnt you say in another thread some women told you you had a big one ? so if that was true fiona must have said and considering she is rubber then that makes it yourself that said it soooooooo your, either lying about the not sleeping with a real women or the size of *ahem* lmao, i may be thinking too deep today i might go and have some e numbers and sort it out Very Happy

 

08.10.2006, 19:35 quote

Anonymous

moldypeach wrote:
morillo wrote:
I lost my cherry to Fiona. I think I maybe in trouble when I get to do it with a real woman. I mean with Fiona, when Ive finished giving her one I take her to the sink and give her a swill out under the tap. What do I do with a real woman, do they do this themselves or am I expected to carry them to the sink.

hmmm Rolling Eyes lol but didnt you say in another thread some women told you you had a big one ? so if that was true fiona must have said and considering she is rubber then that makes it yourself that said it soooooooo your, either lying about the not sleeping with a real women or the size of *ahem* lmao, i may be thinking too deep today i might go and have some e numbers and sort it out Very Happy


Who the blinkin' eck do you think you are...Miss bloody Marple...

I hate people that read every thread and catch you out...smart arses... Wink

 

08.10.2006, 20:01 quote

Anonymous

does anybody else think that the wee woman in Murder She Wrote {Angela Landsbury I think} is responsible for all the murders she encounters?

Now think about it, everything's fine until she turns up. Everywhere she goes there's a murder - do you know anybody who's been involved in so much murder and mayhem in one lifetime? {okay apart from the likes of Pol Pot, Stalin, Hitler and the like - and you probably did know them personally anyway - not say that I know Angela Landsbury personally; be too shit scared to to be honest!!

If she ever turns up on your doorstep don't let her in, call the police, and ensure that they investigate the back catologue of mayhem she has been embroiled in.

As a matter of fact she frames ppl every episode as well - my god she is one evil mother!!

PS: I know this has absolutlely nothing to do with love - but then again this is a broad church so I guess there may be some Angela fans out there somewhere...

 

08.10.2006, 20:44 quote

Aradon
Aradon Joined: 10 Aug 2006 Posts: 3097 Location: United Kingdom, England, Suffolk
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Letmein wrote:
does anybody else think that the wee woman in Murder She Wrote {Angela Landsbury I think} is responsible for all the murders she encounters?

Now think about it, everything's fine until she turns up. Everywhere she goes there's a murder - do you know anybody who's been involved in so much murder and mayhem in one lifetime? {okay apart from the likes of Pol Pot, Stalin, Hitler and the like - and you probably did know them personally anyway - not say that I know Angela Landsbury personally; be too shit scared to to be honest!!

If she ever turns up on your doorstep don't let her in, call the police, and ensure that they investigate the back catologue of mayhem she has been embroiled in.

As a matter of fact she frames ppl every episode as well - my god she is one evil mother!!

PS: I know this has absolutlely nothing to do with love - but then again this is a broad church so I guess there may be some Angela fans out there somewhere...


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09.10.2006, 05:30 quote

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Aradon wrote:
Letmein wrote:
does anybody else think that the wee woman in Murder She Wrote {Angela Landsbury I think} is responsible for all the murders she encounters?

Now think about it, everything's fine until she turns up. Everywhere she goes there's a murder - do you know anybody who's been involved in so much murder and mayhem in one lifetime? {okay apart from the likes of Pol Pot, Stalin, Hitler and the like - and you probably did know them personally anyway - not say that I know Angela Landsbury personally; be too shit scared to to be honest!!

If she ever turns up on your doorstep don't let her in, call the police, and ensure that they investigate the back catologue of mayhem she has been embroiled in.

As a matter of fact she frames ppl every episode as well - my god she is one evil mother!!

PS: I know this has absolutlely nothing to do with love - but then again this is a broad church so I guess there may be some Angela fans out there somewhere...


Neutral


It's okay Aradon, I don't think he's taken his pills today Wink

 

09.10.2006, 06:38 quote

Anonymous

morillo wrote:
moldypeach wrote:
morillo wrote:
I lost my cherry to Fiona. I think I maybe in trouble when I get to do it with a real woman. I mean with Fiona, when Ive finished giving her one I take her to the sink and give her a swill out under the tap. What do I do with a real woman, do they do this themselves or am I expected to carry them to the sink.

hmmm Rolling Eyes lol but didnt you say in another thread some women told you you had a big one ? so if that was true fiona must have said and considering she is rubber then that makes it yourself that said it soooooooo your, either lying about the not sleeping with a real women or the size of *ahem* lmao, i may be thinking too deep today i might go and have some e numbers and sort it out Very Happy


Who the blinkin' eck do you think you are...Miss bloody Marple...

I hate people that read every thread and catch you out...smart arses... Wink

i dont read through evry thread i just have a good memory Wink and well seen as though you were being a smart ass i thought i'd turn the tables on you Razz

 

09.10.2006, 10:02 quote

TallMac
Joined: 07 Oct 2006 Posts: 11 Location: Ireland, Tipperary, Silvermines
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Lads and lassies I,m 50 and still going and when you get there with a real women you haven't had it for real haven't

 

09.10.2006, 13:29 quote

brownshuger82
brownshuger82 Joined: 08 Oct 2006 Posts: 3 Location: United Kingdom, Northern Ireland, Londonderry
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i am new here in england i wont a love experience soo can u give me a diraction please mail back!!

 

09.10.2006, 13:56 quote

Anonymous

brownshuger82 wrote:
i am new here in england i wont a love experience soo can u give me a diraction please mail back!!


Follow these directions

Male seeking Female Username: brownshuger82 Age 24

Area: Londonderry, Northern Ireland, Town: Milton Keynes

Milton keynes has moved I see, hmm, anyone know when that happened Confused

 

10.10.2006, 17:13 quote

Anonymous

These r great, it's so nice to share aint it? Group hug in order I think............

 

10.10.2006, 17:23 quote

Anonymous

three weeks ago, after a mutual friends birthday party, she was 22, started off good and got a lot better. Hotel rooms are great!

 
 
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