Reminds me of a very old joke which went summat along the lines of :

Women must have been created, not by God, but by the GLC,
Only they would think it a good idea to build a shithouse right next door to a playground.........

I think thats very funny Jegs. A load of bollox, but very funny!!

Men don't choke when a woman cums without warning.

where did this come from?

Yep, as I said before, avoid broccoli and cabbage. I don’t know whether or not this varies from person to person to person according to their biology and how their body breaks down food (I’m not a doctor fergawdssake), I can only speak from personal experience. I suspect that on the whole this topic is avoided between 2 people having love, I mean, you’re not exactly going to endear yourself to your partner if you say “ewww, that takes awful!!

As I also said before, cranberry juice is my preferred neutraliser (it is a ‘sweetner’) - if you come to visit and you get offered cranberry juice, you can almost bet I’m going to asking if I can give you oral love later I believe that most fruits and juices sweeten the vaginal secretions (and male ejeculate - not that I have any experience to comment on the validity of that fact)

Other notes made by darkhorse after oral love include: red meat, coffee and some alcohols causes a slightly acidic or bitter taste (but no odour), and dairy products rank (excuse the pun) up there with broccoli and cabbage as far I’m concerned.

According to sexual folklore, using sweet food stuffs as part of sexual play is often introduced by one partner to mask an unpleasant taste in the other persons bodily secretions. It seems to be commonly accepted that this taste is more prominent in vaginal secretions, but also noticeable in male ejaculate.

(I just did a bit of research and it seems that asparagus and onions also cause a very strong and not very pleasant taste in secretions too. Next time I am in the position to experiment with feeding someone before oral love, I shall report the results here - name and personal details will be changed to protect their modesty )