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20.11.2007, 11:49 quote

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Rolling Eyes

guess it all depends on the kind of women your thinking about going down on
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20.11.2007, 11:54 quote

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Hugglies wrote:
Rolling Eyes

guess it all depends on the kind of women your thinking about going down on


Dont take it to heart hugz, its only a joke. I'm sure your fluids are sweet

 

20.11.2007, 13:22 quote

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Never had any complaints Razz
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20.11.2007, 18:41 quote

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Jeggae wrote:


Fluid in a woman's vagina consists of:

Vinegar
Tuna extract
Causticus sodaitis
Spot enhancing acids
Sulphuric acid
Hairs (thick wiry ones)
Toilet tissue particles
and some assorted proteins all of which are hazardous to health.
The amount varies from woman to woman but is geenrally about a gallon during a half hour oral love session.
It has been found that eating strawberries, bananas, pineapple and various other fruits with natural fructose and glucose in, makes no difference whatsoever to the nail-melting fluid.
An estimated 99% of men are allergic to this fluid, with symptoms including nausea, disorientation, chin-spots and loss of appetite.
The anatomical location means that access to this fluid does in fact put men at risk of coming into contact with other areas of the body which can be even more distasteful.
There is no protein content whatsoever.
Getting to it can cause neck strain, rictus of the tongue, black eyes and other assorted ailments.
Cunnilingus has been proved scientifically to be akin to self harm.
This form of sexual contact should be banned forthwith.


Laughing Laughing I found using toffee sauce does make it more bearable

 

20.11.2007, 18:47 quote

Anonymous

Reminds me of a very old joke which went summat along the lines of :

Women must have been created, not by God, but by the GLC,
Only they would think it a good idea to build a shithouse right next door to a playground.........

 

20.11.2007, 18:54 quote

Anonymous

I think thats very funny Jegs. A load of bollox, but very funny!!

Men don't choke when a woman cums without warning.

 

25.01.2008, 19:23 quote

kawaiiviolet

shall we point out that it is only women who dont wash down there that smell of fish. and for some it is a result of semen so remember in future its ur own fault is they do

 

25.01.2008, 20:37 quote

Anonymous

where did this come from?

 

26.01.2008, 00:13 quote

70

mmmmm me thinks ???

 

26.01.2008, 12:57 quote

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kawaiiviolet wrote:
shall we point out that it is only women who dont wash down there that smell of fish. and for some it is a result of semen so remember in future its ur own fault is they do


Sorry, that’s not exactly true. I'm not denying that fact that sometimes the 'fishy' taste and odour are due to afore-mentioned deposits of semen, but speaking from experience, the vaginal odours and tastes that are secreted are very often the result of whatever has been consumed too (broccoli being one of my personal dislikes – I like broccoli to eat, but it tastes foul down there. Cabbage is also not a good idea if you’re planning to invite someone to eat a furburger later that night ). I hasten to add that this applies equally to men and women, some foods have the effect on men.

Oh, copious amounts of cranberry juice is a good neutraliser Very Happy

 

26.01.2008, 14:57 quote

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So what should I be eating before a 'hot date'???

 

26.01.2008, 15:08 quote

kizz

 

26.01.2008, 16:12 quote

Anonymous

myriad wrote:
So what should I be eating before a 'hot date'???


eat something vegetarian, save the meat for later Twisted Evil

 

26.01.2008, 18:14 quote

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scottie69 wrote:
myriad wrote:
So what should I be eating before a 'hot date'???


eat something vegetarian, save the meat for later Twisted Evil


As long as it's not cabbage or broccoli........maybe happier with fruit then

 

26.01.2008, 18:40 quote

Anonymous

Yep, as I said before, avoid broccoli and cabbage. I don’t know whether or not this varies from person to person to person according to their biology and how their body breaks down food (I’m not a doctor fergawdssake), I can only speak from personal experience. I suspect that on the whole this topic is avoided between 2 people having love, I mean, you’re not exactly going to endear yourself to your partner if you say “ewww, that takes awful!!

As I also said before, cranberry juice is my preferred neutraliser (it is a ‘sweetner’) - if you come to visit and you get offered cranberry juice, you can almost bet I’m going to asking if I can give you oral love later I believe that most fruits and juices sweeten the vaginal secretions (and male ejeculate - not that I have any experience to comment on the validity of that fact)

Other notes made by darkhorse after oral love include: red meat, coffee and some alcohols causes a slightly acidic or bitter taste (but no odour), and dairy products rank (excuse the pun) up there with broccoli and cabbage as far I’m concerned.

According to sexual folklore, using sweet food stuffs as part of sexual play is often introduced by one partner to mask an unpleasant taste in the other persons bodily secretions. It seems to be commonly accepted that this taste is more prominent in vaginal secretions, but also noticeable in male ejaculate.

(I just did a bit of research and it seems that asparagus and onions also cause a very strong and not very pleasant taste in secretions too. Next time I am in the position to experiment with feeding someone before oral love, I shall report the results here - name and personal details will be changed to protect their modesty Laughing )

 
 
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