A tablespoon of semen contains:

Approximately five to 25 calories. Hence, swallowing isn't terribly fattening.

Semen is made up of water, sugar, calcium, chlorine, magnesium, nitrogen, vitamins B12 and C, and zinc, among many other ingredients.

While there are no studies to support it, it is generally received that kiwi, celery, pineapple, and watermelon can all make semen taste lighter. Heavy beer and coffee drinkers are said to produce bitter-tasting ejaculate. Alkaline-based fish and meats make for a buttery taste.

An estimated 5% of women are allergic to semen, although pronounced allergic reactions are rare.

The protein content of semen is roughly equivalent to that found in the egg white of a large egg.

Contrary to 2003 report run by a number of media outlets (including CNN), swallowing semen does not reduce one's risk of breast cancer.

Fellatio has been demonstrated to make pregnancies safer. Women who practice oral love before impregnation are at less risk for blood pressure problems during their terms than those who don't. The reason for this is that regular exposure to semen before pregnancy helps a woman's immune system get used to her partner's sperm.


Fluid in a woman's vagina consists of:

Vinegar
Tuna extract
Causticus sodaitis
Spot enhancing acids
Sulphuric acid
Hairs (thick wiry ones)
Toilet tissue particles
and some assorted proteins all of which are hazardous to health.
The amount varies from woman to woman but is geenrally about a gallon during a half hour oral love session.
It has been found that eating strawberries, bananas, pineapple and various other fruits with natural fructose and glucose in, makes no difference whatsoever to the nail-melting fluid.
An estimated 99% of men are allergic to this fluid, with symptoms including nausea, disorientation, chin-spots and loss of appetite.
The anatomical location means that access to this fluid does in fact put men at risk of coming into contact with other areas of the body which can be even more distasteful.
There is no protein content whatsoever.
Getting to it can cause neck strain, rictus of the tongue, black eyes and other assorted ailments.
Cunnilingus has been proved scientifically to be akin to self harm.
This form of sexual contact should be banned forthwith.

From my own (very limited) experience:
ALL semen tastes like Undiluted Salt !!!

Simple As.

Oh yeah and if the science of it all intrigues you........if a guy has Hep C and takes Interferon for his condition, then his semen can trigger a natural abortion (commonly known as miscarriage) so the already pregnant woman has to use make sure he uses a condom....but if he has Hep C and they have love in the middle of her menstrual cycle she has virtually no fear of contracting his Hep C.........not sure if that piece of trivia is in fact relevant here.........

erm, and I think undiluted salt is just salt, if I remember from my chemistry lessons

The key words there were "tastes like" (damn cant find the yellow smiley circle thingy throwing up)

Cunnilingus has been proved scientifically to be akin to self harm.
This form of sexual contact should be banned forthwith.


Is that a sly way to make an excuse not to pleasure your lady in that way? hehe

I must be one of the 1%, most of the longer members on here probably knows my views on partaking women fluids.

...and I could probably prove the g spot is not a myth

Yeah? I mentioned on another thread that I always thought that the G-spot was a myth......hhhhmmmmm, (gets out her AA map of the uk .....).

And by the way Jeggae, I dropped a piece of squiggy creamy chocolate cake on my cat while I wrote that - and the bitch scratched me and its all your fault and I think you should know that.
I'm damned if I can remember what the thread was here........?

its about 2 inches from the clit

Any man born in the past 40 years who can't find the g-spot or be prepared to chow down regularly should hand in his man card.

a) It's not like we're looking for the Ark of the Covenant here.

b) You don't like a face full of minge? That's a fine example of under compensating.