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31.08.2006, 19:47 quote

Anonymous

flowerangelaura wrote:
53846 wrote:


you say successful...but in getting what?laid..big deal..anyone can lie and get laid.


Maybe I should try this. Then maybe I could get laid. Rolling Eyes


lol..you wouldnt need to with your eyes..

 

31.08.2006, 19:48 quote

Anonymous

whenever i wanna get laid all i have to do is make a phone call uttering those three sweet sweet words that all men love to hear.... honey, i'm horny.

lol i have standby's for just that reason. but if i'm going out with someone, making a public claim on that person as it were, i would prefer them to be honest with me. afterall, i'm a grownup, i can deal with men who only want love. but it's when the lies come into it. lying to get me into bed. can't stand that.

not saying all men are the same, just the ones i seem to go out with lol

maybe i'm good enough to marry but not good enough to settle for. ah hell with it i dunno

 

31.08.2006, 19:48 quote

Anonymous

53846 wrote:
lol..you wouldnt need to with your eyes..


lol Embarassed

Try telling that to the guys in Nottingham.
I don't exactly have guys flocking round me. Rolling Eyes

 

31.08.2006, 19:51 quote

Anonymous

almostpurrrfect wrote:
maybe i'm good enough to marry but not good enough to settle for. ah hell with it i dunno


You know your good enough to settle, never mind that marry thing and do not put yourself down for the want of a better word.

 

31.08.2006, 19:53 quote

Anonymous

53846 wrote:
Jeggea wrote:
My experience is to be consistently successful with women, you have to tell a few fibs. Not sure why that is, but it is a fact IMO.
Successful womaniser's always lie.


you say successful...but in getting what?laid..big deal..anyone can lie and get laid.
you say a few fibs..but saying your a company director, with jag..blah blah..your creating a whole new identity..bit more than a fib surely..
and after half bottle of cheap white wine..yes of course, have to get the lucky recieptent drunk to believe it all..

IMO to go to these extremes to get laid would make me feel pretty shitty really. I mean selfworth would be at an all time low..I obviously wouldnt have the confidence to be myself..and of course i would have to be quite cold, as i wouldnt want to think of others feelings..


The first post was about lying to get your leg over..one night stands, and why women fall for it. But I'm not sure anyone can do it.

But maybe it's a young mans thing..me and my mates used to do it all the time, tell a few porkies..some still do. To be honest though its not something I enjoyed doing. Or covering for my mates to their partners.

'What a wicked web we weave, when we set out to deceive' Shakespeare.

 

31.08.2006, 19:54 quote

Anonymous

or "What a wicked web we weave when we first conspire to deceive" Tupac Shakur lmao

and thanks bernard ur a sweet man

 

31.08.2006, 19:55 quote

Anonymous

One of my friends used to claim she was a model.

She could get away with it. She had the model type looks.

 

31.08.2006, 19:58 quote

Anonymous

Ringer2 wrote:
Jeggea wrote:
even though I'm loaded.


Yeah, with shit by the sounds of it.


Irony mate.

 

31.08.2006, 20:01 quote

Anonymous

almostpurrrfect wrote:
and thanks bernard ur a sweet man


Thank you and I know I have a rug over my top lip, but my nose is far more important than yours, and that is because it's underlined Razz

Anyway off to bed now, g'nit all Smile

 

31.08.2006, 20:08 quote

Anonymous

i'm headin to bed meself now before the irish in me cums out haha

up at the crack of dawn, again ... ffs.

will try get online in college tomorrow... no promises as i may be busy doing nothing haha like today. only in til one tho so it's all good... plenty of time to get ready for my "caller" tomorrow evenin.
Twisted Evil

g'night to yis all!

 

31.08.2006, 20:11 quote

Anonymous

flowerangelaura wrote:
One of my friends used to claim she was a model.

She could get away with it. She had the model type looks.


But obviously not to get laid ??....maybe something she wanted ?

 

31.08.2006, 20:14 quote

Anonymous

Jeggea wrote:
But obviously not to get laid ??....maybe something she wanted ?


No, she used to tell them she was a model. Then they'd go weak at the knees, and she'd take them home. Rolling Eyes

 

31.08.2006, 20:24 quote

Anonymous

flowerangelaura wrote:
Jeggea wrote:
But obviously not to get laid ??....maybe something she wanted ?


No, she used to tell them she was a model. Then they'd go weak at the knees, and she'd take them home. Rolling Eyes


Not just to get drinks off them ??

But that is something that women do that is not nice, lead blokes on, get drinks off them, the bloke thinks he's pulled, then they dump him. That's a little bit deceitful as well.
Some of us have found out the hard way about that one. Mad

 

31.08.2006, 20:26 quote

Anonymous

eccles wrote:
10/10 for trying mate!

Well i ain't 6ft 4, i drive a pugeot ive got a grotty cottage that i'm doing up, my six pack needs renovating more like a 1.5 pack now adays i can offer a comfy sofa for the Man U games and munchies too and i've got friends all round the world if i need a holiday! business well that takes me mostly to the Baltic countries

well that blows me out of the window!

UT UT Guy with axe Guy with axe


I for one find the sound of the grotty old cottage very attractive Eccles. Love old buildings and one of my impossible dreams is to do an old place up... and I'm pretty sure there are other women out there that like the idea too.

 

31.08.2006, 20:27 quote

Anonymous

Jeggea wrote:

Not just to get drinks off them ??

But that is something that women do that is not nice, lead blokes on, get drinks off them, the bloke thinks he's pulled, then they dump him. That's a little bit deceitful as well.
Some of us have found out the hard way about that one. Mad


Oh, she did it to get drinks, too...

 
 
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