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19.11.2006, 19:33 quote
Im ok ta Rob mate...feeling a little HOFF under the collar though reading all this shite.
19.11.2006, 19:37 quote
| hasselhoff wrote: |
| HOFF OFF HOMO'S |
I'll HOFF and I'll puff and blow your wig off Hoffmesiter.
19.11.2006, 19:40 quote
AIN'T NO WIG I'M WEARIN DOG..AND IF I DID NEED ONE IT WOULD BE MADE OF THE FINEST 20 YEAR OLD VIRGINS PUBES
19.11.2006, 19:41 quote
| hasselhoff wrote: |
| AIN'T NO WIG I'M WEARIN DOG..AND IF I DID NEED ONE IT WOULD BE MADE OF THE FINEST 20 YEAR OLD VIRGINS PUBES |
Well Hoff dont go losing your hair...20 year old virgins are a rareity round these parts. Ive made sure of that.
19.11.2006, 19:45 quote
THIS WAS ORIGINALLY FOR HOT SEXY WOMEN AND I'VE BEEN LEFT WITH 2 GUYS..IS SWEET ANGELAURA BACK?SHE WAS THE ONLY 1 WITH A CHANCE OF MAKING IT IN MY MTV VIDEO SORRY GUYS BUT YOU CAN GET HOFFED
19.11.2006, 19:48 quote
| hasselhoff wrote: |
| THIS WAS ORIGINALLY FOR HOT SEXY WOMEN AND I'VE BEEN LEFT WITH 2 GUYS..IS SWEET ANGELAURA BACK?SHE WAS THE ONLY 1 WITH A CHANCE OF MAKING IT IN MY MTV VIDEO SORRY GUYS BUT YOU CAN GET HOFFED |
You've scared her off Hoff, I dont think she can handle a love monster such as yourself. Anyway, she likes bald short fat men so guess your out the running.
19.11.2006, 19:58 quote
HOW HEAVY ARE YOU MISS?ITS GOING TO BE ON A SPPED BOAT SO THE LIGHTER YOU ARE THE MORE WE CAN FIT IN THE BOAT
19.11.2006, 19:59 quote
| missme7 wrote: |
Quick, let me in, is there still time for me to apply for this vid? I'm like sooooo dying to be in it ! I'll be really pi*d hoff if I've missed out  |
are you hoffing a laff?
19.11.2006, 20:03 quote
| hasselhoff wrote: |
| HOW HEAVY ARE YOU MISS?ITS GOING TO BE ON A SPPED BOAT SO THE LIGHTER YOU ARE THE MORE WE CAN FIT IN THE BOAT |
No need to worry hoff, her legs are plastic and hollow so she'll add bouyancy to the boat.... and her tits are so big they'll keep a lead ballon afloat on they're own.
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