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31.10.2007, 20:40 quote

Anonymous

What's cowgirl? Confused

 

31.10.2007, 21:13 quote

Anonymous

Yeehah!!!

 

31.10.2007, 21:31 quote

Anonymous

Left back, although I can play centre midfield if needs be.

 

31.10.2007, 21:34 quote

Anonymous

He said: Let's swap positions tonight darling.
She said: Good idea, you stand at the ironing board and I'll sit on the sofa and fart.
Laughing

 

31.10.2007, 23:46 quote

Anonymous

I'm sorry this is going off topic a bit, but I don't think I could ever
"do spoons" again without cracking up since I watched Anger Management for the zillionth time!!

 

01.11.2007, 01:17 quote

Anonymous

My previous post was not random or irrelevant.
I was merely using humor to explain why 'spoons' will never be my favorite position.
I think people go a bit off topic/lose the thread once in a while because we are not vertical rigid thinkers and its just a natural thought process to meander off the track occasionally.
So back on to the original thread then........my favorite position has got to be me on top! Very Happy

 

01.11.2007, 09:28 quote

Anonymous

dish22 wrote:
How come people are posting irrelevant comments on the forum that's got absolutely nothing to do with the subject, I mean what's the point, why not just post random comments on random subjects, I guess that's what people are doing right?????? I used to play forwards, then gradually moved towards the back and eventually the line and then the bend, a subby basically. Um don't you hate it when you get cramp.


You asked for favourite positions. Those are positions in a football team. I know you're not supposed to go off topic, but there has to be room for a little humour, otherwise a forum dies on its arse.

 

01.11.2007, 20:17 quote

Anonymous

Baggiebhoy wrote:
dish22 wrote:
How come people are posting irrelevant comments on the forum that's got absolutely nothing to do with the subject, I mean what's the point, why not just post random comments on random subjects, I guess that's what people are doing right?????? I used to play forwards, then gradually moved towards the back and eventually the line and then the bend, a subby basically. Um don't you hate it when you get cramp.


You asked for favourite positions. Those are positions in a football team. I know you're not supposed to go off topic, but there has to be room for a little humour, otherwise a forum dies on its arse.


It is annoying when people go off topic........ sorry parrellel universe, I was gutted when I saw the football positions post cos someone beat me to it.
You can't blame anyone for just letting flow with the first thing that comes into their mind, that is what makes this more interesting, some of the best and funniest things said on here are things like that.........
Cool

 

01.11.2007, 20:19 quote

Anonymous

Sorry forgot to say doggie too......

 

01.11.2007, 23:27 quote

Anonymous

Hugglies wrote:
Spoons for first thing in the morning when you have half asleep dreamy nookie


Girl on top is always a winner


Doggie's good for a bit of hair pullin an playful bum slapping..... What u think


Whats Froggie??


Totally agree- and then there is always reverse cowgirl!

 

02.11.2007, 20:35 quote

Anonymous

Spoons is when two people lay on their sides pressed up together facing the same way. So your body shapes are like 2 spoons. Hugglies, I *think* "Frog" is when the lady lays on her front flat down, but Chikhai may be able to correct me there as i've never actually heard of the term.

 

02.11.2007, 22:03 quote

Anonymous

I am guessing both people facing up? I am trying to visualise this and its just not working?! Confused

 

02.11.2007, 23:26 quote

Anonymous

But if she's got the *soles* of her feet on top of his feet, she must be almost standing up or in a hair pin position and he'd have to have a ten-foot long thingy!!! - her *toes* yeah i can work that one out, with her legs straight down --- Aha!! Wait up, yes her toes balanced on his, i remember now you said the whole body touching. Yup see it now. Yeah works only i think as long as the woman don't weigh more than the man and he doesnt have too bony kneecaps, and they are roughly the same height.....

 

08.11.2007, 21:16 quote

Anonymous

Anything with the woman on top.

 

18.11.2007, 16:29 quote

Anonymous

dish22 wrote:
I think the woman needs to be a little bit above the man's hip otherwise she can bend the man's brain back when riding too viciously and getting carried away, it can be pretty painful.


I've had this. Ouch! Thought she'd damn near snapped my shaft in two!

Cowgirl, doggie, and dirty snachez (i'm kidding).

 
 
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