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06.08.2007, 17:36 quote

Anonymous

Without paying? Twisted Evil

You could go find Greystone. He has a few ideas. Laughing

 

06.08.2007, 20:08 quote

Anonymous

well sure not post anything like this...

 

06.08.2007, 20:13 quote

Anonymous

Put your shirt on honey, that might help. Most women find that a turn off.

 

06.08.2007, 21:18 quote

Anonymous

Johna66 wrote:
lmao Bex


Its true!!! lol - you look at a pic like that and think Oh my God, put your shirt on love, and who wants to see an armpit????? And the chest isn't even hairy!!! Sorry. apologies to Dave.

 

06.08.2007, 21:46 quote

Anonymous

Cazzabee wrote:
If your only here to get laid Dave you could try posting in the requests section and see what happens


To be fair, Dave did say

xxdavexx wrote:
........not only looking for love but this is the love section isnt it......


which is a good point, I think.

@ Dave - you could do a lot worse than hang out in the rest of the forums here and make constructive comments (or even start your own topics), it will get you noticed a lot quicker than on the main web site. But don't expect miracles, some people have been here since the stone ages and still not found anyone.

 

06.08.2007, 21:57 quote

Anonymous

xxdavexx wrote:
hairy is horrid and no offence but you not my type so will take on board but will keep trying am having fun on here so dont take to serious hehe


Personal taste matey, and you're not my type either Laughing

When you get to know me then you decide whether i'm taking things too (thats too not to) serious, he,he,he

As long as you're having fun, just don't ask, what do i have to do to get laid? and then maybe you won't get answers you don't want

 

06.08.2007, 21:58 quote

Anonymous

Cazzabee wrote:
But to be fair the title of his post is "what does one need to do to get laid" so i was simply answering his first question


Yep, that's true.

So, to answer the topic question then........get his kit off? Ooops, he's already done that Laughing

Seriously, Dave, just hang about a bit longer, there's nothing anyone can tell you here that is going to answer your question properly, you're just going to get lucky or not, as the case may be.

Incidentally, there are women on FB who are just looking for love too, but they're a bit far from Essex - scroll down the main love page a bit. That's my good deed for the day Laughing

 

06.08.2007, 22:10 quote

Anonymous

Cazzabee wrote:
I would have answered his topic post but since Im not looking to get laid (well not just that anyway) then Im not sure what someone would want who is just looking to get laid (Did that make sense Laughing Laughing )

Darkhorse's advice is spot on.....(even though im one of these stone age peeps he's talking about) Wink But through personal choice i must add Laughing Laughing


does that mean i just have to club you over the head and drag you off to my cave? ahhhhhhh the good old days Smile

 

07.08.2007, 00:37 quote

loubylou

wear a short skirt giggle in all the right places flick hair AND have an intelligent conversation n sexy smile.....

 

07.08.2007, 13:59 quote

Anonymous

I find that giving her large amounts of alcohol and begging works Very Happy

 

07.08.2007, 14:25 quote

Anonymous

Leglover227 wrote:
I find that giving her large amounts of alcohol and begging works Very Happy


sometimes they work separately also

 

07.08.2007, 14:35 quote

Anonymous

Just ask for it by name... beer

Down cowgate in Edinburgh seems to work the faf techinique, which is basically ask: Fancy a marry?

Never tried it since I never leave the house but heard it works Very Happy

 
 
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