I never denied that part....

oh yes, you asked where we were,

picture the scene laura....

you are sitting on a straight backed chair wearing a skirt. i am sitting on the floor by your feet. i look up and smile at you. you smile back, shyly. i move closer and edge your legs apart with my hands placed on your knees. i place a gentle kiss on your calf.... your breathing speeds up. i kiss my way up your leg....where i dip my tongue behind your knee, bringing the tiniest of gasps from your parted lips. i gaze into your face, which is now flushed with excitement as i nibble my way up your thigh, higher and higher...............................................................

I feel like I should be paying for this

I haven't ever paid for porn - I won't be starting today

Free-to-view perhaps?

did you picture the scene?

Obviously because this does nothing for me , I'd like to take this moment to point out that I was the one who suggested Laura try out batting for the other team

rofl.. i am the other team and let me tell you dan your suggestion had nothing to do with it.

It's such a strange term though. "Batting for the other team".

It's not like the two opposing teams ever actually play with each other. In fact, they kinda do the opposite! They're completely different sports entirely.

Try catflap...swings both ways.