Hm...that one certainly looks.....iInteresting.

Damn me for not saving any money.

Its alright for you women....what do us men get...a copy of readers wives and a box of kleenex....oh deep joy.

dont mention that inbred rubber bag to me....

oh thats it...all im fit for is a rubber doll...you utter and complete....no wait...I kind of like the new ones...where's me credit card.

Im buying a blow up man to then when I cant be arsed to shag my blow up woman I'll just hand the honour over to rubber Johnny.

me to...Ive just spent 3 grand just like that...

Im going to regret this in the morning....

true...and I can sit them all round the dinner table and pretend to be posh by having a dinner party.

Talking of natural gas.....pppphhhhhrrrrpppphhhhh....excuse me...blimey might have to open the windows...thats a hummer.

oh.....

I bought my ex a rabbit, best thing I ever got her. She pissed off upstairs with it for 3 days solid which gave me ample going to the pub and sobering up again time...and also had the added bonus of me not having to shag the stuck up cow.