I always get one right in the middle of the Sound of Music. I think i may be developing a thing for Nuns .

i was worried about an unwanted hard on when i went to the doctors to have my balls looked at, they were hurting and the pain shot right up my body, so i thought i had testicular cancer, was hoping it would be a male doctor so i would'nt get excited but she was female, she asked if i would like a male doctor and i said yes, but she replied he's not in today, so i stood up and said ok lets do this! which probably wasn't the best thing to say as i could feel the little man perk up, she told me to lay on the bed so she could examine me, but for some strange reason probably coz i was nervous about getting a hard on said i would prefer to stand if you dont mind, which again was a bad idea coz she had to get on her knees which looked like she was about to give me a blow job! anyway i got through it without a boner and she said she couldn't feel any lumps but she wanted me to go for a scan at the hospital now this is where it all went tits up,

I arrive at the hospital, not as nervous as i was before because of the fact that i got checked out without getting a boner, i search for the exray department and when i find it i head straight for the toilet to make my slightly nevous looking willy look a bit more impressive, but i think i took it a little to far and started to feel horny, so quickly pulled up me pants and went and sat in the waiting room, trying to think of something other than hard ons, while i'm waiting i see two young girls dressed in nurses uniforms walking up and down, now i'm nervous, 5 mins later my names called and before i can say actually i'm ok i think i'll just go home, I find myself naked with a dressing gown on with my bum hanging out,

The exray woman, yes a woman again! turns up and says "so you'll be having an exray today on your testis with myself ,and if you dont mind there will be a trainee nurse in on the examination its her first real examination and i'll be guiding her through it, foolish me! i agreed and followed her to the room where the hottest looking chick you ever did see was waiting , i could of cried right there and then coz i knew for sure i was goona get hard if she touched me anywhere near my brain, it was one of the two nurses that i saw in the corridor, she looked about 27.

so i'm laying there with my dick in my hand moved out the way so she can see my balls, and she squirts some cold gel on my testis, that was it i'm afraid i couldn't take any more and my little soldier stood to attention, without any warning, weird thing was nobody said anything and i lay there with my brain pointing skywards, i could of just died it was so then with a cheeky look in her eye, the hot nurse said "dont worry! it happens all the time" and that was my unwanted hard on experience, and i'm glad its all over, but its best to get these things checked out coz you cant be sure till you do, And it was all clear, so i'm fine, doctor thinks it was an infection, so gave me a course of pills to take, sorry this story was so long, hope you had a good laugh

hey mate if you add more love to this you could send it in to a porno mag like razzle or something and they pay you for it and print it lol

ouch! i am at this very moment crossing my legs, i'm gonna have nightmares tonight, thankyou very much!

STOP!

hehe.. wicked GG

Unwanted I can cope with (they don't happen very often). But it's those early morning/late evening ones which make it go like an iron bar and hurt like a bastard which I hate.

you dont know what youv'e just done to me, i feel like i cant breath properly, and a bit light headed, i think i'm gonna pass out!