I did warn you

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and the titanic?
A: You know how many men went down on the Titanic.

Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
A: Introduce herself.

Q: What in the air can get a Blonde pregnant?
A: Her feet.

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and the grand old Duke of York?
A: The Duke of York only had 10,000 men.

Q: Why does a blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she doesn’t get Hearing Aides.

Q: What does a blonde wear on her ears to attract men?
A: Her heels.

Q: What does a blonde do if she isn’t in bed by 10?
A: Goes home.

Just a joke..we all know these things aint true are they ?? Just found them and thought they were funny, no offence is intended.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff.
Who hits the ground first?

The brunette and redhead, the blonde stops half-way to ask for directions



Why was the blonde staring at the carton of juice?
It said "concentrate"

oi!!!!

I shouldn't laugh but I just cant help myself

Q: What do you call an old, bald, overweight man who thinks making unfounded generalisation based on their hair colour is funny? Answer on a post card please. Yes I have a sense of humour, I also reserve the right to be offended