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16.06.2006, 15:11 quote
now from past experience i have had a few mishaps when asking a guy to talk dirty to me during love...
my all time favorite was when i said to my ex..talk dirty to me...to which he replied...."scruffy cow"
another time (with another ex) he came out with the phrase "let daddy pork you"
the first occasion i laughed it off...second time i was mortified!!!
c'mon spill the beans....
16.06.2006, 15:34 quote
I had a girl who used to just say 'oooh thats nice' over and over again in a really strong Stoke accent...drove me mad. I soon shut her up by stuffing her face in the pillow when giving her a portion from behind.
Am I harsh.
16.06.2006, 16:09 quote
ha ha i have been told that when near the point i say yeah yeah yeah really quickly and althogh they never complained i find it funny i cant stop myself tho.
The worst thing an ex said during is whos your daddy which needless to say left me feeling a bit grim
16.06.2006, 16:42 quote
'whos ya daddy' uh oh lol
Worst i have done is talk too quite, but it was ok. I like it when a girl says im gunna come.
I have said dirty things in bed, but thats fun. So long as you dont say stupid things. lol
24.06.2006, 15:34 quote
"suck me beautiful!" erm... it was somewhat offputting.
i tend to be realllllllllllly loud. i say things like harder, bite me, yessssssss. hahahaha god the things you say, eh?
25.06.2006, 12:50 quote
Things said to me...
'stop snoring'
'give me back the duvet'
'no I dont want to put my head under the covers and smell your farts'
'try putting it in there again and I'll slap you'
'no I wont pretend to be Kylie Minogue'
'whats that video camera doing pointing at the bed'
'is that it'
'that was quick'
25.06.2006, 13:22 quote
morillo wrote: |
Things said to me...
'stop snoring' 'give me back the duvet' 'no I dont want to put my head under the covers and smell your farts' 'try putting it in there again and I'll slap you' 'no I wont pretend to be Kylie Minogue' 'whats that video camera doing pointing at the bed' 'is that it' 'that was quick' |
Class! I love it! There quality, havent got to that stage yet but im sure i will haha
25.06.2006, 16:48 quote
HAVE ANY GUY TRIED THE BRONCO RIDE IF NOT, WHEN HAVING love WIT YOUR WOMAN SAY GO ON BABES YOUR NEARLY AS GOOD AS YOUR SISTER, THEN SEE HOW LONG YOU CAN STAY ON BEFORE SHE FUCKS YOU OUT
25.06.2006, 17:58 quote
morillo wrote: |
Things said to me...
'stop snoring' 'give me back the duvet' 'no I dont want to put my head under the covers and smell your farts' 'try putting it in there again and I'll slap you' 'no I wont pretend to be Kylie Minogue' 'whats that video camera doing pointing at the bed' 'is that it' 'that was quick' |
Lmao you sound such a stallion ha ha
26.06.2006, 20:38 quote
you seems to be a very nice girl
almostpurrrfect wrote: |
"suck me beautiful!" erm... it was somewhat offputting.
i tend to be realllllllllllly loud. i say things like harder, bite me, yessssssss. hahahaha god the things you say, eh? |
14.01.2009, 17:23 quote
choochi0 wrote: | ||
I'm a little worried that she was thinknig of her dad at all during love. |
Me too, if a woman said that to me during intercourse I am afraid I would have to refrain indefinitely...
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