now from past experience i have had a few mishaps when asking a guy to talk dirty to me during sex...
my all time favorite was when i said to my ex..talk dirty to me...to which he replied...."scruffy cow"
another time (with another ex) he came out with the phrase "let daddy pork you"
the first occasion i laughed it off...second time i was mortified!!!
c'mon spill the beans....

I had a girl who used to just say 'oooh thats nice' over and over again in a really strong Stoke accent...drove me mad. I soon shut her up by stuffing her face in the pillow when giving her a portion from behind.

Am I harsh.

ha ha i have been told that when near the point i say yeah yeah yeah really quickly and althogh they never complained i find it funny i cant stop myself tho.

The worst thing an ex said during is whos your daddy which needless to say left me feeling a bit grim

'whos ya daddy' uh oh lol

Worst i have done is talk too quite, but it was ok. I like it when a girl says im gunna come.

I have said dirty things in bed, but thats fun. So long as you dont say stupid things. lol

I enjoy a woman who is vocal and loud in bed... I am myself, so it can get really heated when you're both shouting at the point of climax... makes it so much more intense... I usually go oh fuck yes... want me to come inside you... or words to that effect LOL I always wait until the woman is coming too, though usually it gets so erotic that you tend to drive each other on and reach climax together... noisily LOL

Is it in yet ?

or

Not very big is it......... 'its myfinger you dozy mare !'
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'If you don't know me, don't judge me'

"suck me beautiful!" erm... it was somewhat offputting.

i tend to be realllllllllllly loud. i say things like harder, bite me, yessssssss. hahahaha god the things you say, eh?

Things said in bed.....damn, too many to mention here
1. "What do you think you are going to do with that"......"I was hoping to give you a meat injection!!"....probably not one of my best replies

2. "Can we wait until the World Cup is over?"....Havent tried that one yet

3. "Course I love you"........have used that a couple of times, then fallen asleep

Anyone tell me where i am going wrong ?

Things said to me...

'stop snoring'
'give me back the duvet'
'no I dont want to put my head under the covers and smell your farts'
'try putting it in there again and I'll slap you'
'no I wont pretend to be Kylie Minogue'
'whats that video camera doing pointing at the bed'
'is that it'
'that was quick'

HAVE ANY GUY TRIED THE BRONCO RIDE IF NOT, WHEN HAVING SEX WIT YOUR WOMAN SAY GO ON BABES YOUR NEARLY AS GOOD AS YOUR SISTER, THEN SEE HOW LONG YOU CAN STAY ON BEFORE SHE FUCKS YOU OUT

you seems to be a very nice girl