I would say I come under catagory 4, and I would say that I look superb in a dress (if I do say so myself).
So do you want me to forward a picture to you of myself, dressed up in my best barbed wire thong?

Oh, go on, you know you want to......

There is a big market in that sort of stuff you know!

marry off, you are a number 2 if I've ever seen one.........