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Home >> Sex >> Sharing is caring lol
04.03.2008, 11:14 quote
I'm intrigued now......if all that happened *before* you went to bed (with a big smirk....), where did all the sharing and caring happen?
04.03.2008, 11:16 quote
| SmittenKitten wrote: |
| Yeah I know darlin...but never had a guy just stop to feel me cum before...was fuckin sexy is all I can say!!!!! |
Hmm, I thought that was standard procedure; I really must read the updated manual
04.03.2008, 11:21 quote
| SmittenKitten wrote: |
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If you tell me it was in the back of a Corsa in the Lidl car park on Hospital Road, I shall be most disappointed in you
04.03.2008, 11:26 quote
| SmittenKitten wrote: |
| Nope...got a new leather suite of furniture and had to Christen it! |
I can't really afford a new leather sofa, but I suppose I could always pop over the road to Leather Land and see if I can find a willing wench.
04.03.2008, 11:56 quote
Continuing in the spirit of SmittenKitten’s generous sharing is caring revelations, I would also like to share. Sadly, I don’t have a new leather sofa, but I’m happy to delay changing the bedding for a while (today is my usual house work day) if anyone would like to share the fresh bedding with me. Purely in the interest of creating some material for this thread, you understand
(the caring bit comes into effect with the fact that I’d ply the successful applicant with Blossom Hill, Galaxy Minstrels and a pork pie).
Or perhaps this should be in the requests thread?
04.03.2008, 12:17 quote
| Nixy69 wrote: |
| Id offer DH but im not Waif like enough for you |
I think your mum and dad might have something to say about you 'sharing' fresh bedding with someone their age
BTW, my own perception of waifishness is a) a dress tyle (sort of hippy like, innit), b) an attitude c) carefree abandon and unbridled passion for simpler things in life.
Other waifish behaviour includes turning up to a first date with: no knickers on, a bottle of cranberry juice, an iPod with their favourite tunes on it, a toothbrush, fully charged AA batteries for their rabbit, a dog eared (and bookmarked) copy of love For The 21st Century Woman, their mobile charger and a first class stamp (so they can send their mum a post card to let her know she'll be back home on Monday night the following week)
04.03.2008, 12:44 quote
| Nixy69 wrote: |
| I can manage all of the above DH, does that mean i've got the job? |
Nixy, will you please take this seriously, I'm trying to use the 'sharing fresh bedding' angle to get laid, OK?
I really am going to have to use the Requests thread, aren't I?
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04.03.2008, 20:08 quote
| darkhorse57 wrote: |
| I'm trying to use the 'sharing fresh bedding' angle to get laid, OK? I really am going to have to use the Requests thread, aren't I?
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Oh dear DH, its not like you to be without willing participant??
04.03.2008, 20:17 quote
| BexBex wrote: | ||
Oh dear DH, its not like you to be without willing participant?? |
It's a case of changing marketing strategy
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