Don't get me started......

Freda started it so its all her fault!!

Lets just say i shall be glad that my boy is off to his mates all day tomorrow and overnight!! And it doesn't involve another human being!!

I know you are an angel, fireinmyheart, but why have you only got one blue wing in your photo?

Ah yes of course.
Penny for them? (unless you have a guy?)

oH OK i will let you off then - just this once though.

Use the fork. Then you can blame the punctures on a vampire, seeing how its hallowe'en.

'Randy Thoughts' possibly the greatest country and western, pop funk fusion artist of his generation!

He'd prefer a "fork" from Claudia.....

Compare with whom?
Or did you mean compere?

do randy dreams count as randy thoughts

haha thats a secret between me and my bed