Just felt I had to share with all you luvverly ppl lol....

Had a spot of phone love a few mins ago....and....dear god......... (unfortunately the blooooooody credit ran out...but not before the damage, so to speak, was done)

You ever thought you were finished coming, and then BAM, another one hits you? NO warning...nothing........just.........wow.

I'm tellin you...if he can make me shudder half as much in real life.....he's toast lol......no one will ever hear from him again!

i remember the last time i had phone love, ...they have only just let me back into my local for wanking at the bar. They won't let me use the phone anymore tho

Funny fucker

Can honestly say i don't get it! I've done it a few times and had to try my best not to laugh Think one time i sat there eating pot noodle in between the oooh's and ahhhhh's

could have been

oooh. I've not done a bit of phone love in years! Obviously the real thing is better, but it's always fun

Another nice thing I've not done in a while is writing naughty emails back and forth, taking turns in continuing the story. That used to make working a lot of fun Although sometimes I had to put off getting up from my chair, due to having a stiffy