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Home >> Sex >> Men..whats your score ?? ;)
27.07.2007, 09:35 quote
1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as a) lovemaking
b) screwing
c) the pigskin bus pulling into tuna town
2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you'veboth shared:
a) your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship
b) your blood-test results
c) five tequila slammers
3. You time your orgasm so that:
a) your partner climaxes first
b) you both climax simultaneously
c) you don't miss SportsCenter
4. Passionate, spontaneous love on the kitchen floor is:
a) healthy, creative love-play
b) not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend could ever agree to
c) not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need ever find out about
5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had love with is:
a) the best part of the experience
b) the second best part of the experience
c) $100 extra
6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month. Youtell her that it is:
a) impossible - she looks too gorgeous!b) not a problem, she can join your gym
c) a conservative estimate
7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
a) a myth
b) an oxymoron
c) a moron
8. Foreplay is to love as:
a) appetizer is to entree
b) primer is to paint
c) a line is to an amusement park ride
9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying atthe end of a relationship?
a) 'I hope we can still be friends.'
b) 'I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep.'
c) 'Welcome to Dumpsville, population, YOU
10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
a) probably needs more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy
b) is uptight and a waste of time
c) shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place
Score 1 point for every answer 'a'
Score 2 points for every answer 'b'
Score 3 points for every answer 'c'
Your Score
10 points: You are a saint, a liar, or a eunuch.
11-20 points: You are an average joe. Good luck in the battle of the sexes.
21-30 points: You are a real man's man. Your fear of intimacy with womenand your love of men's sports screams latent homosexuality. You need a niceshe-male dominatrix to teach you respect.
31-40 You can't add.
27.07.2007, 10:25 quote
Hmm, I guess I'm either a saint or a liar (cos I ain't no whatsit). Since I can't decide which I am for myself, I shall invite any previous lovers to join the forum and make their views known.
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