Girls and boys play with yourself survey.

People seem to be shy to admit self loving or DIY. I've been doing quite a lot of DIY lately, wall papering, painting, skimming/plastering. The house looks well now. I'm going through phases of DIY, one room at a time. It would be easier if I could get some friends to help out.

If life is too hectic for sex, then some DIY a few times a week can help relieve stress. I prefer listening to music or leave the TV on during DIY. Make sure you have the correct tools and always read the manual and never lift anything heavier than you can manage. Cover the floors when wall papering or painting so your slimmey paste won't splash everywhere.

When rolling on the paint, do it slowly with parallel strokes to avoid splatters all over your arm or face and hair not to mention your floor.

Something tells me Mr Dish, whoever you are, you are not getting much in the way of any action in the bedroom department at the moment ????????? Just an observation maybe i'm wrong, it's just all your topics, tend to repeat
themselves ............ most of which are quite funny, but all are of a sexual nature ............. Maybe you would like to confirm whether or not your posts are out of pure frustration or you are genuinly interested in how many times people play with themselves ............. x

This is the sex forum after all, I am just trying to get a topic which can gain a large number of posts if it is interesting enough to people. It would seem that some are more successful than others. I thought masturbation would be a popular topic since 9/10 blokes do it and the other 1/10 are lying about it. And with girls, they never come clean about how much, how often or whether they do. So I thought that someone would or should have posted something by now, but they haven't. And I suppose calling my girlfriend fat would perhaps get you kicked out of bed, so yes there is some frustration at the moment, I think I'll just have to buy her some flowers to make up for it as opposed to bringing her out for a meal or buying her a box of chocolates which would just make her even fatter.

Well what a charmer ..................... can i suggest you get use to playing with yourself ................... i'm not known for holding back in reponses to such posts but in your case i wont waste my energy .................

I feel like a wanker reading this particular topic so at least I am not 'off topic'....
I wander if anyone will actually seriously answer this question?

The only post I've ever made in the sex section is the 'boobies' post, but to me that is more of a hobby and a passion than anything to do with sex.
Let's face it, I've put some strange things up here on the boards , but only for a bit of fun and a laugh, this seems to me like someone is trying to get some wanking material, bet he's got a webcam..............

Well the other post re masterbating has had some serious replies..,,I wonder thats the difference?

[quote="megalone"]I feel like a wanker reading this particular topic so at least I am not 'off topic'....
I wander if anyone will actually seriously answer this question?

12 times a day but i dont do it at bus stops anymore