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05.01.2007, 17:58 quote

Anonymous

brainsplusbeauty wrote:
The WORLD'S MOST WANTED
*****'THE SAUSAGE SMUGGLER
****
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Please do not attempt to apprehend the perpetrator as he is considered ‘stiff and explosive’.

At the discretion of the investigating officer, individuals who wish to claim the reward must be able to identify the ‘naughty meat’. Individuals will be given the opportunity to participate in a ‘photo analysis’ and a ‘line-up identification procedure’. B&B Newscast will not be held liable for any damage (mental, physical or electrical) incurred by viewing and or participating in this forum.





I KNOW WHO HE IS!! he's headed for/arrived at Nottingham for a meating erm meeting of like-minded sausage fiends.

 

05.01.2007, 21:30 quote

Anonymous

# shocking news story uncovered#


Hello from FB's roving reporter...

todays shocking news is about our loveable furry pussys...

It has come to the attention of some keen eyed individual who must remain anonomous for legal reasons, that there are some strange goings on in the FB household...and it involves armpit...


no not the degrotory version...but our four legged feline friends..

it seems that cats have been hijaked by two of FB's residents and are being made to pose in pics in undignified proportions..(although, upon closer examination, the two cats could be indeed the same one)..

the accused are Cheify and Karen...

so the questions that need answering are..

are these two in cahoots with each other?
are cats getting a raw deal?
are the cats getting mis-treated? (refer to cheifs eating armpit pic!)

or are they indeed...one and the same person?


will keep you all updated as further news breaks...back over to leggy at the main desk..

 

05.01.2007, 22:22 quote

Anonymous

KEVIN53846 wrote:
# shocking news story uncovered#


Hello from FB's roving reporter...

todays shocking news is about our loveable furry pussys...

It has come to the attention of some keen eyed individual who must remain anonomous for legal reasons, that there are some strange goings on in the FB household...and it involves armpit...


no not the degrotory version...but our four legged feline friends..

it seems that cats have been hijaked by two of FB's residents and are being made to pose in pics in undignified proportions..(although, upon closer examination, the two cats could be indeed the same one)..

the accused are Cheify and Karen...

so the questions that need answering are..

are these two in cahoots with each other?
are cats getting a raw deal?
are the cats getting mis-treated? (refer to cheifs eating armpit pic!)

or are they indeed...one and the same person?


will keep you all updated as further news breaks...back over to leggy at the main desk..

lies! all lies!! i deny all charges! lawsuits will be filed! my name will be cleared!! Don't know about chiefy though???

 

05.01.2007, 22:36 quote

Anonymous

angelsarah wrote:
KEVIN53846 wrote:
# shocking news story uncovered#


Hello from FB's roving reporter...

todays shocking news is about our loveable furry pussys...

It has come to the attention of some keen eyed individual who must remain anonomous for legal reasons, that there are some strange goings on in the FB household...and it involves armpit...


no not the degrotory version...but our four legged feline friends..

it seems that cats have been hijaked by two of FB's residents and are being made to pose in pics in undignified proportions..(although, upon closer examination, the two cats could be indeed the same one)..

the accused are Cheify and Karen...

so the questions that need answering are..

are these two in cahoots with each other?
are cats getting a raw deal?
are the cats getting mis-treated? (refer to cheifs eating armpit pic!)

or are they indeed...one and the same person?


will keep you all updated as further news breaks...back over to leggy at the main desk..

lies! all lies!! i deny all charges! lawsuits will be filed! my name will be cleared!! Don't know about chiefy though???
He definitely ate the kitten. I'm a witness. He was talking to me on msn at the time and reporting his evil deeds as they occured!

 

05.01.2007, 22:40 quote

Anonymous

redoctober wrote:
angelsarah wrote:
KEVIN53846 wrote:
# shocking news story uncovered#


Hello from FB's roving reporter...

todays shocking news is about our loveable furry pussys...

It has come to the attention of some keen eyed individual who must remain anonomous for legal reasons, that there are some strange goings on in the FB household...and it involves armpit...


no not the degrotory version...but our four legged feline friends..

it seems that cats have been hijaked by two of FB's residents and are being made to pose in pics in undignified proportions..(although, upon closer examination, the two cats could be indeed the same one)..

the accused are Cheify and Karen...

so the questions that need answering are..

are these two in cahoots with each other?
are cats getting a raw deal?
are the cats getting mis-treated? (refer to cheifs eating armpit pic!)

or are they indeed...one and the same person?


will keep you all updated as further news breaks...back over to leggy at the main desk..

lies! all lies!! i deny all charges! lawsuits will be filed! my name will be cleared!! Don't know about chiefy though???
He definitely ate the kitten. I'm a witness. He was talking to me on msn at the time and reporting his evil deeds as they occured!

not that i'm interested but did he say what it tasted like? some say chicken

 

05.01.2007, 22:43 quote

Anonymous

redoctober wrote:
angelsarah wrote:
KEVIN53846 wrote:
# shocking news story uncovered#


Hello from FB's roving reporter...

todays shocking news is about our loveable furry pussys...

It has come to the attention of some keen eyed individual who must remain anonomous for legal reasons, that there are some strange goings on in the FB household...and it involves armpit...


no not the degrotory version...but our four legged feline friends..

it seems that cats have been hijaked by two of FB's residents and are being made to pose in pics in undignified proportions..(although, upon closer examination, the two cats could be indeed the same one)..

the accused are Cheify and Karen...

so the questions that need answering are..

are these two in cahoots with each other?
are cats getting a raw deal?
are the cats getting mis-treated? (refer to cheifs eating armpit pic!)

or are they indeed...one and the same person?


will keep you all updated as further news breaks...back over to leggy at the main desk..

lies! all lies!! i deny all charges! lawsuits will be filed! my name will be cleared!! Don't know about chiefy though???
He definitely ate the kitten. I'm a witness. He was talking to me on msn at the time and reporting his evil deeds as they occured!


bet you wish it was your pus...

think i will stop there..lol

 

05.01.2007, 22:43 quote

Anonymous

F BOX NEWS ......................



I'm in Love with The doctor welove

 

05.01.2007, 22:44 quote

Anonymous

KEVIN53846 wrote:
redoctober wrote:
angelsarah wrote:
KEVIN53846 wrote:
# shocking news story uncovered#


Hello from FB's roving reporter...

todays shocking news is about our loveable furry pussys...

It has come to the attention of some keen eyed individual who must remain anonomous for legal reasons, that there are some strange goings on in the FB household...and it involves armpit...


no not the degrotory version...but our four legged feline friends..

it seems that cats have been hijaked by two of FB's residents and are being made to pose in pics in undignified proportions..(although, upon closer examination, the two cats could be indeed the same one)..

the accused are Cheify and Karen...

so the questions that need answering are..

are these two in cahoots with each other?
are cats getting a raw deal?
are the cats getting mis-treated? (refer to cheifs eating armpit pic!)

or are they indeed...one and the same person?


will keep you all updated as further news breaks...back over to leggy at the main desk..

lies! all lies!! i deny all charges! lawsuits will be filed! my name will be cleared!! Don't know about chiefy though???
He definitely ate the kitten. I'm a witness. He was talking to me on msn at the time and reporting his evil deeds as they occured!


bet you wish it was your pus...

think i will stop there..lol

tsk! Wink

 

05.01.2007, 22:46 quote

Anonymous

Karen wrote:
not that i'm interested but did he say what it tasted like? some say chicken

Sweet n tendered he said. Unfortunately, leaking bodily fluids made the bread go soggy. I think he should try it between toast next time.

 

05.01.2007, 22:46 quote

Anonymous

cheekyeyes wrote:
F BOX NEWS ......................



I'm in Love with The doctor welove

gives new meaning to the term "the doctor is in" Wink

 

05.01.2007, 22:48 quote

Anonymous

hey Karen ......... he's IN alright

 

05.01.2007, 23:36 quote

Anonymous

cheekyeyes wrote:
hey Karen ......... he's IN alright

in more than i sense of the word i've no doubt Wink

 

06.01.2007, 00:03 quote

Anonymous

cheekyeyes wrote:
F BOX NEWS ......................



I'm in Love with The doctor welove


And the doctor is in love right back at you babe...

 

06.01.2007, 00:04 quote

Anonymous

cheekyeyes wrote:
hey Karen ......... he's IN alright


and not coming back out...

 

16.01.2007, 02:44 quote

Anonymous

All that snoooooooz has gone ! We need more News!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Evil or Very Mad

 
 
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