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********BREAKING NEWS********

Word on the street is...some 'old man' fell down and he can't get it up...err...I mean he can't get up....something to that effect. Medics arrived on the scene but, according to sources, the victim would only agree to receive treatment from 'Quinten'...who apparently has the right 'tools and touch'.

Tune in tomorrow to learn more
Next week's Special Edition: 'The Neutered Pet that went astray'

This is B&B reporting...over and out.

******BREAKING NEWS*******

Word on the street is....some unknown 'male' has been seen wandering the streets...apparently in the attempts to smuggle...erm I mean snuggle a sausage amidst his green tights. According to witnesses, the sausage could not be seen by the 'naked eye' and investigators have launched a 'full body search' in the hopes of apprehending the 'naughty meat'.


This is B&B reporting...stay tuned for the latest developments

Over and Out,

who said sausage?

Have had a tip that the beer quality in the Midlands is dropping , ..this is shocking news so I’m off to investigate personally. The news desk is still open though so if you wish to report anything please leave a message after the beep …………

Oh and for security purposes women are required to leave chest measurements, lingerie preferences and sexual fantasies. It’s a technical thing …I'll be in touch soon to check you out ...

i mean check out your story ..

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!!!

The WORLD'S MOST WANTED
*****'THE SAUSAGE SMUGGLER****
A $10, 000 REWARD is being offered to the person or persons who can identify the ‘Sausage Smuggler’. He was last spotted wandering the streets ‘meat in hand’. According to ‘Internet Sources’, ‘S.S.’ has developed his own BLOG illustrating his ‘Naughty Meat’. Visitors to the site state that he has developed an ‘Entourage’ of followers and according to a local merchant; ‘Packaged Meat’ has been flying off the shelves in record numbers.

Please do not attempt to apprehend the perpetrator as he is considered ‘stiff and explosive’.

At the discretion of the investigating officer, individuals who wish to claim the reward must be able to identify the ‘naughty meat’. Individuals will be given the opportunity to participate in a ‘photo analysis’ and a ‘line-up identification procedure’. B&B Newscast will not be held liable for any damage (mental, physical or electrical) incurred by viewing and or participating in this forum.