who said sausage?

Have had a tip that the beer quality in the Midlands is dropping , ..this is shocking news so I’m off to investigate personally. The news desk is still open though so if you wish to report anything please leave a message after the beep …………

Oh and for security purposes women are required to leave chest measurements, lingerie preferences and sexual fantasies. It’s a technical thing …I'll be in touch soon to check you out ...

i mean check out your story ..

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The WORLD'S MOST WANTED
*****'THE SAUSAGE SMUGGLER****
A $10, 000 REWARD is being offered to the person or persons who can identify the ‘Sausage Smuggler’. He was last spotted wandering the streets ‘meat in hand’. According to ‘Internet Sources’, ‘S.S.’ has developed his own BLOG illustrating his ‘Naughty Meat’. Visitors to the site state that he has developed an ‘Entourage’ of followers and according to a local merchant; ‘Packaged Meat’ has been flying off the shelves in record numbers.

Please do not attempt to apprehend the perpetrator as he is considered ‘stiff and explosive’.

At the discretion of the investigating officer, individuals who wish to claim the reward must be able to identify the ‘naughty meat’. Individuals will be given the opportunity to participate in a ‘photo analysis’ and a ‘line-up identification procedure’. B&B Newscast will not be held liable for any damage (mental, physical or electrical) incurred by viewing and or participating in this forum.

# shocking news story uncovered#


Hello from FB's roving reporter...

todays shocking news is about our loveable furry pussys...

It has come to the attention of some keen eyed individual who must remain anonomous for legal reasons, that there are some strange goings on in the FB household...and it involves armpit...


no not the degrotory version...but our four legged feline friends..

it seems that cats have been hijaked by two of FB's residents and are being made to pose in pics in undignified proportions..(although, upon closer examination, the two cats could be indeed the same one)..

the accused are Cheify and Karen...

so the questions that need answering are..

are these two in cahoots with each other?
are cats getting a raw deal?
are the cats getting mis-treated? (refer to cheifs eating armpit pic!)

or are they indeed...one and the same person?


will keep you all updated as further news breaks...back over to leggy at the main desk..

F BOX NEWS ......................



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