Yeah i'm looking for a Genuine Man too.
The porcelain ones break when you drop them.
The wooden ones give me splinters.
The clay ones melt and go all squishy when it gets hot.
A blow up plastic man is.... well, I've never had enough puff to find out.
And none of the above can I have a conversation with and get a bit boring after a while.
So yeah, genuine man for me please!

BTW - as to the OP - whats with a woman meant to please a man???!!!
That's not being stuck in the 1920s, that's flipping Victorian!
I'm not here to chuffing please a man, what am I? Below His Royal Highness, just here to do his bidding and please him?! ppppfffttt.

And yeah i've met some genuine men on here.
Trouble is, they were genuinely married, or genuinely boring, or genuinely tosspots!