Hey its easy ... just close your eyes wiggle your nose then your date will appear


oh and Hello newbie

balls thats where ive been going wrong

noooo Vi you've to wiggle your boobies, and the husband of your dreams will appear

Your both wrong, you find dates in the preserved fruit section at tescos

Doh!!! silly me

but i dont want a shrivelled up date, i want a fresh one

just textd Peter ...said you were at a loose end ...... he'll be around to see you later Vi and he aint shrivelled

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

no beach for you tomorrow

i would prob need the beach to rest