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Posted: 16.02.2008, 19:36

pendlelad
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hickory dickory dock Forum: Jokes    Subject: hickory dickory dock



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.... three mice ran up the clock.
The clock struck one.....

.... but the other two got way with mino ...

 

Posted: 14.02.2008, 22:02

pendlelad
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The bunny and the snake Forum: Jokes    Subject: The bunny and the snake

 

Posted: 14.02.2008, 20:31

pendlelad
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three women Forum: Jokes    Subject: three women



THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.

THE OTHERS ...

 

Posted: 11.02.2008, 23:49

pendlelad
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the flight attendant Forum: Jokes    Subject: the flight attendant





My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he cam ...

 

Posted: 22.10.2007, 17:20

pendlelad
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what was the number 1 ....on the day you was born?????? Forum: Anything else    Subject: what was the number 1 ....on the day you was born??????







http://www.thisdayinmusic.com/member/birthdayno1.php




she,s not you

elvis presley

 

Posted: 27.09.2007, 11:59

pendlelad
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What Is Your Life Rated? Forum: Fun & Games    Subject: What Is Your Life Rated?





Your Life is Rated R

Your life is definitely adults only. While children accompanied by parents are welcome, they'll probably be scarred for life.





how come i expect ...

 

Posted: 22.09.2007, 20:34

pendlelad
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Complete the thought Forum: Fun & Games    Subject: Complete the thought

it washes away frustrations.



when in doubt..............

 

Posted: 22.09.2007, 20:31

pendlelad
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What Colour Underwear Are You Wearing Today? Forum: Anything else    Subject: What Colour Underwear Are You Wearing Today?





claret & blue boxers

 

Posted: 22.09.2007, 20:27

pendlelad
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Is it a must to spend weekend nights out? Forum: Anything else    Subject: Is it a must to spend weekend nights out?




it all boils down to circumstances wether you choose to go out weekends or stay in.

ie,,,monetary situation,
families etc.


as long as your happy doing what your doin ...what t ...

 

Posted: 19.09.2007, 19:41

pendlelad
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the smiths Forum: Jokes    Subject: the smiths




mr smith decided to take his wife to Jerusalem for a holiday.

Sadly, mrs smith passed away while on holiday. mr smith spoke to a local funeral director.

"It will cost you £5000 t ...

 

Posted: 19.09.2007, 19:34

pendlelad
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the smiths Forum: Jokes    Subject: the smiths



the smiths are driving home and they hit something in the road.

mr smith gets out, to find its a skunk. He gives it to his wife and says "put it between your legs to keep it warm" ...

 

Posted: 19.09.2007, 19:27

pendlelad
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the smiths Forum: Jokes    Subject: the smiths





The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and sa ...

 

Posted: 18.09.2007, 21:00

pendlelad
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MALE/FEMALE Forum: Jokes    Subject: MALE/FEMALE




You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.

Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, ...

 

Posted: 18.09.2007, 19:04

pendlelad
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SILLY STUFF PART 3 Forum: Jokes    Subject: SILLY STUFF PART 3




What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud

What do you call a camal with 3 humps?
Humphreys

What do cows do for entertainment?
They rent moovies !

What does a fish say ...

 

Posted: 18.09.2007, 18:53

pendlelad
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SILLY STUFF PART 3 Forum: Jokes    Subject: SILLY STUFF PART 3



fankoooo kizz.


heres some more....



1. Cover your stump before you hump
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy
4. When in doubt ...