Christmas is over and the New Year is neigh. So in the festive spirit of looking back and, more often than not, being filled with misery and regret (), how long has it been since your last date? Too ...

...Will anybody be eating anything but these today? (Well, apart from mountains of sweets/chocolates and the like!)

I managed to figure that one out for myself

How nice to wander into a topic where I find my name already being bounded about...

I feel thoroughly welcomed

To the best of my knowledge I'm not lupine...

...But then I'd probably be the last to know.

Surely that's teeth though?

I'm seeing a trend developing here.......

Very perceptive, well done!

Surely that's teeth though?

They all fall in the end

A couple of my faves:

"Your eyes are like spanners. Everytime I look into them my nuts tighten"

And

''How much does a polar bear weigh...?
...Enough to break the ice! Hi...!" ...

That's more like it

How disappointing!

I'd say more biding my time than hiding.
But fair point either way

Oh I can forum whore like the best of 'em. It's a useful skill to be able to summon up an opinion on any given thing at any particular moment.

...Well, to say 'useful' is perhaps overstating it a b ...

It's a skill

So where should be my first stop then? Or is it best to frequent these miscellaneous forums and get to know the ground for a while first?

(Or am I just making this all sound far more complicated th ...