ok well i have the opposite problem i am a chick that hate slookin feminine and ur straight u say?
wow i have one question . . . i have a never met a straight guy that likes to cross dress . . . wha ...

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that was a classic although did you know that ina m ...

i went to the cinema tomorrow
i sat at the front in the back
there was this lady sitting behind me
i couldnt see over her hat
she gave me lots of her cookies
i ate them and gave her them back
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ok ive been off college for a while and im feeling alot better. ive got a half decent boyfriend and a few mates for once. thanks everyone for your advice i really needed it at the time its much apprec ...

i know people should just stop trying to set us up. it aint happenin lol. arrgel the fluffy pumpkins are killing me

well he probably wont. he seems to cool to cum up here 4 sum 1 hes never even talked to. but you can talk to him if you want . but still. by the way if you see a flying moomin catch it and bury it. it ...

u meam cum down to england to see pirrak? shudnt you find out if he likes me as a mate first. i havnt even talked to the guy

i just dont feel quite right. none the less im cheery just now so lets all remain happy and dance like chickens around a fire made out of chicken nuggets lol

i want to know if i should admit myself into a mental ward.
ive been wanting to kill myself for 1 month straight although atthis particular moment in time i just want to dance insanely so give me you ...

can you try and grab the moon in a net and send it to me in e-mail with a fish stick please? mmmmmm fish stick its fishy!

thats pretty random. try this. u will improve. and are u feeling stressed out by any chance?

anyway

the meaning of life is to eat cookies with broccolie this is because our brains need the gree ...

he went missing. he lost himself in the world of the duvet cover. it swallowed him whole and decided to reincarnate his evil twin mwahahahahaha lolzerz

ive found tht wen im bored if i make up random tings with my mates it can keep me amused for hours lol.
try it

example: i know its cloudy outside but i think the rain is wet too? i thought it was ...

he he pie pie pie pie i love it pizza pie comes in all different flavorses although it doesnt come in choclote flavour. oos nooos i feel a cold coming on run away!

yo pirakka . . . . chekd out your profile you totally rock! i wish i had a better pic i look like bum fluff in that one lol. wot u up to?