lol me mates are cool but ive been best mates with females and marry things up when love got involved lol so is intercourse and intimacy the problem then?

lol all my best mates are scoundrels, scroungers, alcoholics, snubs and pricks lol iunno sue im on a tipsy type tip right about now havin strange fantasies of a dixie dyke's lips : ...

haha sue is an amazing genius! havin said im a non-confirmist tho

bliss i know u like to pick-n-choose but u should just pick me and help squash my obsession with pick n pull tendencies the ...

lol any woman that calls herself a super flirt and at the same time says she is consistently oblivious to the obvious signs of the men comin on to her sounds like martian talk lol proper martian talk. ...

well being a yankee chick, i would ask her if she knows how to do the yankeedoodle and yes i would if she knows how to do the yankeedoodle. so yankeechick, tell me do u know how to do the yankeedoo ...

lol @ thilog gettin carried away a lil bit ha its only the internet, people get tough around these parts. however someone tried that shit on me on another forum but i got him on some cyber gangsta shi ...

lol @ pebbles

compliments got played out in the early noughties.. theres another hundred of u sendin the same compliment.. i just say something shockin enough to have slight "wtf" reactio ...

today marks the 78th day since i quit smokin! no patches no gums just willpower, more love, more fruit and gettin that pot belly son! that tall fat (hard) bastard look that all women love! geah

get the movers moving the groovers grooving! walk into her office, drop your trousers and watch her gasp and before she could say "what the.." stick the wick n let it burn son run some rum s ...

lol jeez! grooveme i just got my self some intense rush from readin that! lol am i weird in being turned on by that? jeez! but hey ive always found it a helluva turn on from uber sexy women farting lo ...

yup yup yup as long as im havin bliss jumpin in on a skinny dippin tip with me 9 times a day!


would you suffer loud uncontrollable outbursts of flatulence for a year?

(lol wtf couldve easily ...

being picky is a dignified way of being human i think and if u aint picky then u must be desperate or promiscuous (i think) (lol like i do think) (ok enough with the brackets wtf) oh shit where was i ...

tonight im waitin for missjb! woop woop! giggidy! yes im all quagmired up as well!!!

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sue, bliss and grooveme!!! also make me mod the female mods and from thereon would impose a video chat/call with them every evening on the day's issues regarding femininity and ways and wiles of the f ...

Update :

I am resigned to being a non-squirter I am no longer jealous of squirters and its been a very quiet year. Hope you two have been having lots of fun and adventures!

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