Confessions
A man confessing to his priest:
Priest- Has been a long time since you been in our church.
Man- I know father, wanted to come but couldn’t, feel ashamed by what I have done.
Priest – w ...

At the heaven`s door a Priest and a Driver go before St Peter, he lets the driver go in, and tells the Priest he isnt allowed there.

But ... how could you let him in and return me away? the priest ...

One day the niece coming home early finds her grandmother watching a porn movie.


-Ohh Gran what are you doing, these movies arent for you.

-You know me -granny replied- I wasnt watching it r ...

,a policeman with his family is waiting at the buss station.

The buss was late and the child started to ask his mother:

- Mum when will the buss come?
- Dont worry son, as soon as the driver w ...

an a London hotel, an italian rings the room service repeatedly, but no one seems to understand him...speak slowly they ask and he says again:

TU TI TU TU TU TU

they give up and call a translato ...

Once there were 3 brothers, all married and living happily, but the youngest one didn’t make love to his wife, so she goes and tell his brothers and ask for their help.
So they ask him: why don` t yo ...

Well Trace like my great grandmother used to say, "whats for you wont go by you" so you never really know whats going to come your way Hey there Nealo how are you?
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Close shave

A policeman goes to the barber and asks for a quick shave. Sits down and the barber gets to work, after one side is finished a kid comes in and shouts:
Hey, James, your house is on fir ...

Most girls get 50 (some get hundreds) messages a day, so they can` t be expected to reply to everyone.

whilst walking down busy high st at night..



Thats just perverted

LOL missme...

It might have been easier (maybe faster) if we only knew the places when no wanking was taking place ...

from a woman` s diary …

*Tuesday, it` s the 3-rd day of travelling and the captain is looking at me often…

*Wed`day, he wants me to join him for lunch in his cabin…

*Thursday, he asked me to ...

try starting a band, that would build your confidence up.. and think of all the groupies you can pull..

LOL... this way jubei might become a lothario...he only needs some love in small doses for no ...

yes you will, the right person will come along.

However this is a dating site, and it might not be the most appropriate place to talk about Suicide, or ask for help on a such cardinal problem. Folks can feel desp... , depr... , ect. unhappy etc.. ...

I wish people would realise suicide is spelt SUICIDE not SUISIDE. Sorry, I really hope those with such thoughts find help but I could not help but correct bad spelling on such an important forum.

I ...