I dont know if this counts...

I love going down, but cannot STAND getting blow jobs..

Am i weird or is anyone else with me?

Olive....

She's a goddess -

hubba hubba..

my biggest turn on (and this is pretty shallow so no man bashing please!!) is a cracking arse in a nice pair of jeans....

I'm also a sucker for women in thick black glasses...

So very funny and yet tragically so very true!!

Opening up your FB account and seeing NO messages, despite the fact you have sent THOUSANDS is a painful rejection....

One other thing i'd like to ...

in my experience the joke approach has worked too..

I have tended to break the ice with a joke and its a great way to meet people.

Also, if you realise that many of the ladies here get inundated ...

ahhh... an open mind is key to understanding.....





but no.

to make sex more interesting...i used a woman.

obvious i know - but it was an eye opener for me.

my idea of foreplay up until that point was saying "brace yourself"

god i love voyuerism..

i have watched and been watched..

I think my biggest turn on in the world is actually LISTENING to people have sex.

When i was at uni in the house next door, without fa ...

met 2 girls off site -

one is absolutely ace (she knows who she is dont ya vixen!)

the other - the first one i met - we had arranged to meet up for a drink - time and date set - and i had to ru ...

tell him that new "universal" earing is just too big

its the oldest industry in the world guys...

hey if a guy wants to pay for it and the girl is ok with that then where's the harm.

it happens all the time - including celebs according to many pub ...

too cool for school

Nope but a guy has to make a living n follow the jobs.

Done chester, not my scene - industrial cities kick ass
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thats why i'm here - following the cash...

gotta ...

what do we think to these......

*NOT KISSING FIRST

Avoiding her lips and diving straight for
erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying
to get your money's worth ...

alls fair mate....

had it done to me.

if it aint right, it aint right.


i can hear the criticism now...."how can you tell after 10 mins"

You just can, especially if she had a li ...