Oh grow up, its a joke. If you don't like it then don't read it.
Moron

Oh dear. I was waiting for someone to say that.

A hooker is a position in Rugby

Anyone fancy a game of Rugby this weekend?

Apparently they're short of hookers in Ipswich!

1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. The message "Bad com ...

ELEMENT: Woman

SYMBOL: Wm

DISCOVERER: Adam

ATOMIC MASS: Accepted as 53.8kg (but known to vary between 40kg and 200kg)

OCCURANCE: Copious quantities in all urban areas

HALF-LIFE: Deterio ...

A passenger plane was getting pounded by a raging storm. The terrified passengers screamed, certain of their imminent death.

A young woman jumped up and exclaimed, "I can't take this! I won't ...

How can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.

How do you make a hot dog stand?
Steal its chair.

How do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.

How does a pig go to hospit ...

Ed Rush, the raven - sic tune!
Anyone got any similar recommendations?

Evil film! A must see!
(two guys plot to date a woman then break her heart for the fun of it)
Black comedy at its best!

I'm on 2mb Tiscali - the bastards cut my bandwidth during peak hours tho!
They don't take to kindly to peer-peer downloading,
Evil

I'm using a Hiper 580W Type-R Modular PSU (not cheap) - http://www.hipergroup.com/English/products/hpu-4k580.html so I doubt that's failed. This one's got me really puzzled.

Tested my PSU with a voltmeter, works fine. Tested it with another PSU but still no output. Still no video output, and no, the CPU fan doesn't spin (although it was absolutely clogged with dust and f ...

Checked the RAM on my other system. Works fine.
I think it has to be the CPU, either that or my motherboard was dead on arrival.
Sending it back to ebuyer - hopefully they'll confirm the problem. ...

Literally nothing happens. No boot, nada. Hard drive doesn't even spin!

Anyone experienced a CPU failure before? My PC died (won't even boot up hard disk or BIOS). Changed the motherboard, checked the PSU with a volt meter (its fine) and double checked my connections.
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