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I'm too sexy by right said fred. That's quite sad.

Nothing. I think it was a waste of time telling everyone that but you did ask!!!!

So....'I really fancied her (or him) BUT...'


Then I caught her snogging my dog & fondling his bits, saying all those sweet things she usually said to me in bed.

From what i heard it was m ...

[quote="trevp66"]So....'I really fancied her BUT...'

She was my granny

Sorry if this has been discussed before but I'm new and can't find it in the rest of the forum. If it is here and this gets deleted, at least one reply would be helpful.

Here's the problem I'd lik ...

Sorry if this has been discussed before but I'm new and can't find it in the rest of the forum. If it is here and this gets deleted, at least one reply would be helpful.

Here's the problem I'd lik ...

Hi everyone. I joined this site a few months ago but didn't upload a pic or spend a whole lot of time here. Well, i'm single again and thought i'd re-visit my old profile and upload a pic of my mug.
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Move down to the West Country. We are calling out for attractive girls down here!!!!!!!!!!! You'd be snapped up in seconds.

I'm quite near Devon. I live in West Dorset. Glad to have another country bumpkin on the boards!

La Manga in Spain is absolutly brilliant. Went last year. Had a great time, apart from when I nearly killed my entire family by jumping around in the lift. 6 of us were trapped in there for an hour. L ...

I don't think you sound fat. I know a few girls who have a similar figure and to be honest, they are a lot more attractive than skinny bean poles.

I think you may be getting a little ahead of yourself mate. lol.

1. Stand by Me
2.This is Spinal Tap
3.Shawshank Redemtion
4.Labarynth
5.Transformers the animated movie

If you asked me tomorrow the list'd probably be slightly different.

TOMMY! The rock musical by the Who. Has Elton Jhon in masiiiiiive shoes singing abiut pinball. Quite trippy but excellent.