Im having trouble with my brain. It keeps escaping and terryfying the neighbours by standing to attention and trying to get in their houses. This usually happens early in the morning just as Im waking up. Do you think I should put a ring on it in case it gets picked up by the police or rspb or should I make sure its kept under control a bit better by tethering it to my leg so I know where it is at all times. Has anybody else had trouble with either their brain or chickens getting lose.

You don't put a ring on your brain. You put your brain in a ring.

It's much like a boxing ring, except slightly smaller.

cant you just tuck it into your your sock .... save it from escaping ?????

Mmmmmmmm never thought of that

I think i'll keep my mouth shut about this one.

I was thinking of putting it in some kind of tight rubber jacket to restrict its bloodflow and stop it moving about so quickly.

ah yes Fiona....well she is no more. My brain attacked her the other night rather savagely and left her in shreds. My brain really has got a lot to answer for.