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10.11.2009, 13:07 quote
I work in a farmshop and meet many different people everyday and the same faces every week. However.
This went on for about 2 months at least. The Vicar of the village always comes in every two weeks for a large tray of eggs.
1st time he said to me " Gosh i haven't seen you for a while" So i'm thinking.. er, dude i've never met you, but i didn't say anything and replied " Oh hello Vicar!" lol being polite, i hate correcting people!!
he then said " How is you and your husband, Anna?" (a. i haven't a husband, b. i'm 19 and c. i'm not called Anna)but again i was too embrassed to correct him lol so i said " Oh yes my husbands great thanks, i'll tell him you said hello" i was trying not to giggle, anyway vicar had to rush off probs for a funeral as the village is full of oldies! but for the next two months i had to carry on with the story that i knew this vicar, i didn't have the balls to tell him the 1st time, i couldn't tell him the 2nd and 3rd and 4th after what i said lol
Anyway it came after many convos every other sunday, he came in for his eggs again, my work mate was working with me this particular sunday, and he said " oh hello anna" which i replied " Hey Vicar!" So my work mate turned around and said " your not Anna, Your Cloe" So he looked at me, i was redder than a sore vagina, and he was, for a vicar! I had to confess, and the silly vicar hasn't come in for his eggs since!!!!!
10.11.2009, 14:29 quote
Hahahhahhaahhahaaa
That is so funny Cloe! loved it, had to giggle & I can just imagine you with a bright red face, lol
10.11.2009, 16:05 quote
Wear a name badge every Sunday in case he returns. Ms Anna Baptist has a certain ring to it.
13.12.2009, 17:43 quote
lol reminds me of hitchhikers guide... (no matter what youve done someone has written about it first) but found it more humorous that the vicar was shopping on a sunday
my dad (baptist minister) goes to huge lengths to avoid such a thing and some of his congregation would likely crucify him if they ever saw him do that
21.12.2009, 22:54 quote
lol that sounds so embarrassing xD
I know what you mean, it feels awkward to correct people when they get something wrong
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