Petunia gasps and brings her hands to her face. She slowly nods her head as a single tear rolls down her face.

She: Y..y..yes, it is me. The photographer swore they would be tasteful. I was young, foolish, desperate for money and enormously breasted. Can you ever forgive me?

She reaches a quivering hand toward Pedro in a hopeful manner.

Pedro looks at the hand and then at her, his face blank.

Pedro:I can forgive you dear Petunia, but only if you do one thing for me.

Petunia's eyes widen in hope and she speaks with a breathy voice

Petunia: What, what is it that I need to do?

Pedro turns away from Petunia and says.....

...in a whisper

He: I want to see them in all their glory. Unfurled and unfettered.

Petunia gasps and vigorously shakes her head

She: No, no, I can't. I am a woman of virtue and good family. Surely there must been something else?

She looks at Pedro with a hint of desperation in her eye

Pedro scratches his chin as though deep in thought

... and glancing slyly at her, begins to unbotton his trews.

Pedro: "there is just one thing you can do to prove you would be mine and no others"

Petunia gasps in horror as Pedro than proceeds to slide his hand into his pocket.

"Never, for I am a woman of virtue and would never do such a thing before we are wed".

The look of horror on her face angers Pedro mightily.

"So, thats the way of things is it" he yells as he withdraws his hand from his large pocket. He unfurls his mighty hand in front of her and in a rage throws the contents at her. "Some wife you'll make when ye'll not even sew you're mans breaches back together"!!!

Exits stage left

And then he was gone. Petunia stands forlorn, needle and thread abandoned at her feet.
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"Always look on the bright side of life..... tetum tetumtetumtetum....."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHPOzQzk9Qo

I wonder what happened next? Did they all live happily ever after?