this is 100% true and real experience that happened to me several years ago, i`ve since heard back some slightly different versions of this story, but i suppose its possible that i`m not the only person this has happened too.

i was in Amsterdam back in 99 and had a nice bag of mushrooms for breakfast, while walking through the red light district this hooker was knocking at the window and waving me in, so i went in, she was stunning, a tall Asian girl with big diddys, and she started asking me "What you want do? what you want do?" well anyone who has taken mushies will know that one of the bodies reactions to coming up is the need to take a dump, and so i replied " i`d really love a shit", well the smile went from her face and she started slapping me back out the door shouting "YOU NO SHIT ON ME,YOU NO SHIT ON ME" it took a few minutes to sink in what was after happening, but byjesus it still makes me laugh!!

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