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14.04.2009, 15:35 quote

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Joined: 13 Apr 2009 Posts: 2 Location: United Kingdom, Northern Ireland, Londonderry
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By this time i wasnt a skank rather a lesbo. By now, I hav come to realise most men there r out fo sex. So i am out as a lesbo to stop men hitting on my pXXXXy. Hopefully they know i am just here to chat... even named myself CHATPOOH. It's as clear as day what i am here for... well supposedly. But still hilarity ensues...

Shit happend one nite when i started chatting wif a guy. As usual, I was being frenly and all tat, chatting wif any random ppl. Then this guy said will i ever go out wif him as a fren so i said if i kno him well enuf, gettin to trust him, y not. So, he attempted to kno me... askin me my favs so politely i askd him back. Then, he started askin me out for movie TAT WEEKEND!!!

Shit u aint gonna kno me by askin me my favs, vice versa He askd how i lookd like and i said i am chinese.I told him i dun trust him well enuf to go that soon. This piece of shit gettin on my nerves wen ke kept asking me out. And a blow came when I reminded him i am a lesbo and he said 'I cud convert u, who knos'. In one sentence he had outed himself as just another horny guy who wants to get lei'd.

Scary shit happend wen he started saying i was beautiful and he lovd me. WTF moment.I hadnt shown him my face and we just talkd in few hours. This man was gettin creepy and wat not. He kept askin how i lookd like... WTF i hav told him i look chinese... he even started askin my body measurments.If ya bein just fren wtf u care abt my body? it's fukkin obvious u r thinkin abt pXXXXy n tXttXXs.

I am sure he's thinkin...
Shit she's chinese she must b easy... asian gals know how big white willies r. She's just lesbo cuz she hasnt met real pXXXXXs... asian men, they hav tiny peeny, cant keep their gals satisfied.I am gonna straighten her pXXXXy up if i fXXk her shitless.

Smile Tats all. My lang might be crude for some. I dun give a fXXk. I am nice enuf to censor em.

 

14.04.2009, 15:40 quote

oakman

You write beautifully.

 

14.04.2009, 17:11 quote

rossjackson1985
rossjackson1985 Joined: 08 Feb 2009 Posts: 163 Location: United Kingdom, England, Berkshire
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i did warn you about datin kadushu (ed) Razz hahaha




loves ya ed

 

14.04.2009, 18:27 quote

kadushu

I wouldn't mind meeting the elusive Hoop now...

 

15.04.2009, 17:57 quote

justmejim70

didnt really get any of that besides the being a lesbo bit

 

16.04.2009, 05:36 quote

rossjackson1985
rossjackson1985 Joined: 08 Feb 2009 Posts: 163 Location: United Kingdom, England, Berkshire
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well.. jim..apparently she is a skank lesbian asian girl who doesn't give it away freely despite being a self pro-claimed skank.. takes all sorts i suppose... of course this is all a moot, redudant discussion as she made those personna's up... for somwe bizarre reason.


Razz

 

16.04.2009, 10:40 quote

kadushu

Possibly an ex-camgirl turned non-conformist activist. We may never know...

 
 
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