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14.04.2009, 15:35 quote
By this time i wasnt a skank rather a lesbo. By now, I hav come to realise most men there r out fo love. So i am out as a lesbo to stop men hitting on my pXXXXy. Hopefully they know i am just here to chat... even named myself CHATPOOH. It's as clear as day what i am here for... well supposedly. But still hilarity ensues...
Shit happend one nite when i started chatting wif a guy. As usual, I was being frenly and all tat, chatting wif any random ppl. Then this guy said will i ever go out wif him as a fren so i said if i kno him well enuf, gettin to trust him, y not. So, he attempted to kno me... askin me my favs so politely i askd him back. Then, he started askin me out for movie TAT WEEKEND!!!
Shit u aint gonna kno me by askin me my favs, vice versa He askd how i lookd like and i said i am chinese.I told him i dun trust him well enuf to go that soon. This piece of shit gettin on my nerves wen ke kept asking me out. And a blow came when I reminded him i am a lesbo and he said 'I cud convert u, who knos'. In one sentence he had outed himself as just another horny guy who wants to get lei'd.
Scary shit happend wen he started saying i was beautiful and he lovd me. WTF moment.I hadnt shown him my face and we just talkd in few hours. This man was gettin creepy and wat not. He kept askin how i lookd like... WTF i hav told him i look chinese... he even started askin my body measurments.If ya bein just fren wtf u care abt my body? it's fukkin obvious u r thinkin abt pXXXXy n tXttXXs.
I am sure he's thinkin...
Shit she's chinese she must b easy... asian gals know how big white willies r. She's just lesbo cuz she hasnt met real pXXXXXs... asian men, they hav tiny peeny, cant keep their gals satisfied.I am gonna straighten her pXXXXy up if i fXXk her shitless.
Tats all. My lang might be crude for some. I dun give a fXXk. I am nice enuf to censor em.
16.04.2009, 05:36 quote
well.. jim..apparently she is a skank lesbian asian girl who doesn't give it away freely despite being a self pro-claimed skank.. takes all sorts i suppose... of course this is all a moot, redudant discussion as she made those personna's up... for somwe bizarre reason.
19.09.2010, 21:04 quote
| scriptwriter wrote: |
| Isn't a skank an animal that releases a bad smell when frightened...?! |
No you fool, that's a Stunk!
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I got in touch with my feminine side. She emailed me back saying if I ever contacted her again she'd call the police.
20.09.2010, 04:46 quote
How dare you call me a strawberry fool! That's an insult to the art and class of buffoonery and general nob-headishness, of which I hold title of masseuse!
16.02.2011, 04:48 quote
your feminen side sounds like shes pmsing, heh and all it ever did for me telling em rite off the bat that i was a lesbian was get em even more excited, men are odd
heh messed up posting this the first time i fill like a tard
03.06.2011, 02:52 quote
I'm now lesbian, but life hasn't changed much, other than i keep getting slapped harder than i used to...!
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