I saw this in a magazine a couple of weeks back, and found it hilarious. The best football chants of the season:

He'll shoot,
He'll score,
He'll eat you labrador,
Seol Ki-Hyeon, Seol Ki-Hyeon
(Reading)

Who's the midget in the suit?
(West Ham fans to new Bolton boss Sammy Lee)

Wise, Wise, Whatever have you done?
You've taken Leeds to division 1,
You won't win a cup,
You won't win a shield,
Your biggest game will be Huddersfield.
(Various, to Leeds utd, tune of Lord of the Dance)

Another Lord of the Dance one:
Jose, whoever you may be,
Your dogs here illegally,
We heard you moan,
We heard him bark,
Now he lives with Ji-Sung Park
(Man U to Chelsea boss Mourinho)

Where were Sky when we were shit?
(Bristol Rovers fans to the Sky tv pundits)

One go down, we all go down
All go down together
Come back up, win the Cup
Kick f**k out the Villa
(West Brom fans. Later proved wrong on all three counts.)

Your father is your brother,
Your sister is your mother,
You all s**g one another,
the dingle family..........
(West Brom to Wolves, play-off semi-final, to the Adams Family tune.)

how can i resit not replying to that...lol
love the seol one...wish he was still with us..

i heard the "Father is yer brother...." one sang to the Neville Brothers.

How about:
"He's big, He's Red,
His feet hang out the bed,
Peter Crouch, Peter Crouch"

Martin Jol, Martin Jol,
Martin Jol, Martin Jol,

he's got no hair but we dont care

Martin Jol, Martin Jol,

Didn't Spurs have a good one for Hossam Ghaly last season? I would have included it but couldn't remember it.

We (charlton) had a good one for Zheng zhi the china captain who played for us

to the 'can can' tune


ZZ comes from china
he give the ref a shiner
you'll get one too
he does kung foo!!
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We've had loads of quality chants round OT last season, and even more in the blaize (ticket only on matchdays) - a few of my favs'

mourinho I hope you're listening
Better keep our trophy glistening
cos we'll be back in may to take it away
walking in a fergie wonderland

Park park whereever you may be
you eat dogs in your home country
could be worse
you could be scouse
eating rats in your council house

Steve gerrard gerrard
he kisses the badge on his chest
then puts in a transfer request
steve gerrard gerrard

Nemandja, Nemandja
He comes from serbia
he'll fuckin murder you
Nemandja
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Status Quo one at the riverside:

And I like it I like it,
I like-ik-ik it
wooa oooa (tricky words to spell)
What about scoring a goal
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I've loved, I've laughed and cried, I've had my fill; my share of losing.
And now, as tears subside, I find it all so amusing.