BONGO CHRIST (Zaire)

closely followed by,

Danger Fourpence (Zimbabwe)

Okay the ex-crewe player Kenny Lunt...just swap the first letters of his name around

I think I must have a simple mind because that never stops amusing me too...it kind of works with Shey Given too...in a way.

I always thought that ex-cheltnem player Danny Invinceable sounds way too cool...he should be a poilet of the future

Nwankwo Kanu always makes me giggle..
As does Dean Windass
Guess that's what you get when you're easily amused

Windass is a good one Muzzy Izzet always made me smile because it sounds like you are asking a question.

..Muzzy?....Izzet!?

Yep..

Afternoon and Hi.

The German fella Kuntz raised a few titters when mentioned by Motson.

Recently discovered in the UEFA cup final...


Arshavin...(although the commentator kept calling him "arshovin")


Kept me amused when rangers lost

how about dean windass and danny shittu in the same team

and how about this for a thought when you wash your face and hands well do you wash your arsenal

yeah two Russian players:

Andrei Arshavin (who was mentioned above)
and
Yuri Zhrikov (pronounced Jerk-Ov)

(they play for Zenit Saint Petersburg and CSKA Moscow respectively)

- Nicky Butt (Newcastle United)
- Tommy Mooney (formally of Watford and Birmingham, now at Segunda División B (third tier of the Spanish league) side UD Marbella)
- Bernt Haas (FC St. Gallen in Switzerland)
- Paul Dickov (formally of Man City, currently a free agent i believe)
- Olivier De Cock (Belgian, i think is currently playing for Fortuna Düsseldorf on loan from Club Bruge)


also personally i find Peter Crouch's name slightly amusing just because he is ironically tall.

there is also a South American team called Deportivo Wanka and an Austrian football ground called The Wankdorff Stadium (possibly Berne's stadium)

finally, who can forget David Seaman (formally Arsenal and England fame)

how about:
old middlesboro player, jo job
brian pinas (dutch)
f. arce (mexican)
razac pimpong
r. fuchs
r. tictac
david batty
the belgian luciano crapper
and The Young Boys Of Berne,play in the Wankdorff stadium