I am happy to tell all you lucky people out there that there is no need to purchase the Ft in the future - Just buy the Scottish Sun on a friday and you will get the latest comings and goings in the financial world according to the great flute playing knuckle dragging imp Billy Dodds.The man has a great insight into the future of Banks and their affects on Football clubs throughout the nation.Just check out these pearles of wisdom from his article dated Friday 26th Sept 2008:

1.Hearts haven't paid their players and admin staff due to the fact they are 36 million pouind in debt and are owned by a foreign tyrant.

2.We the fans should be worried that the players have missed a weeks wage.

3.Compared us to Gretna,both Dundee clubs and Motherwell in terms of outliving their means.

These monkeys throught the west would say anything to try and halt the progress being made over the past 3 months or so by the new manager.

Any decent journalist with the most basic of research skills would have mentioned the following.

1.We are not 36 million in debt as we are still awaiting the new financial year report which will include nearly 12 million pounds worth of money taken in on the sales of Gordon,Bednar & Velicka.Add to that the 12 million being turned into an debt for equity swap.

2.Im sure us working class fans are gonna be crying ourselves to sleep thinking about Christian Nade not being able to make it to Greggs for week because his wages aint been paid.

3.You cant compare us to other clubs who have experienced similar problems as they dont have the potential investment or huge fan base that we do.

So there you go Mr Dodds - STICK THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT!!!!!