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Home >> Sex >> Why masturbation can become quite embarrasing
10.02.2008, 09:35 quote
WOW bet that was fun.............NOT. 
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10.02.2008, 09:38 quote
In such a situation you would probably need to drill a whole in the bottle in order to blow some air into it...but then you might risk the glass breaks and you get really nasty injuries.
My theory is that the doctor who made this x-ray has sent it to all of his friends and colleagues afterwards....
Imagine what excuse this girl/woman probably tried to come up with......maybe something like "I came from the shower, the telephone was ringing and then I fell down the stairs and landed on a bottle".
10.02.2008, 10:36 quote
| toby wrote: |
| In such a situation you would probably need to drill a whole in the bottle in order to blow some air into it...but then you might risk the glass breaks and you get really nasty injuries.
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Hmmm, the problem is that if there is a hole drilled in the bottle, maybe she wouldn’t get the bottle deposit back
Perhaps the poor woman was confused by the Coke adverts and thought that when they said it’s ‘the real thing’………
Edit: I'm going to be a real spoil sport - on closer inspection, I think the x-ray is a fake. That looks like a plastic coke bottle to me, and still has the top on it.
10.02.2008, 10:42 quote
| darkhorse57 wrote: | ||
Hmmm, the problem is that if there is a hole drilled in the bottle, maybe she wouldn’t get the bottle deposit back
Perhaps the poor woman was confused by the Coke adverts and thought that when they said it’s ‘the real thing’……… |
That was so so funny, i'm in stitches, or maybe she was after the op......ouch!
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10.02.2008, 10:46 quote
| darkhorse57 wrote: | ||
Hmmm, the problem is that if there is a hole drilled in the bottle, maybe she wouldn’t get the bottle deposit back
Perhaps the poor woman was confused by the Coke adverts and thought that when they said it’s ‘the real thing’……… Edit: I'm going to be a real spoil sport - on closer inspection, I think the x-ray is a fake. That looks like a plastic coke bottle to me, and still has the top on it. |
She could have stuck it in with the top on. You had me laughing with that deposit comment.
10.02.2008, 10:53 quote
I think the theory here is that the bottle got stuck because it had no top on, and ‘something’ got stuck inside the bottle due a vacuum forming. Not sure, but to me that sounds like the only plausible explanation for a bottle to become stuck in a place like that. Not that I’m going to be doing any experimenting on myself to prove or disprove the theory!
10.02.2008, 11:55 quote
| darkhorse57 wrote: |
| I think the theory here is that the bottle got stuck because it had no top on, and ‘something’ got stuck inside the bottle due a vacuum forming. Not sure, but to me that sounds like the only plausible explanation for a bottle to become stuck in a place like that. Not that I’m going to be doing any experimenting on myself to prove or disprove the theory! |
I thought you liked pushing boundaries Mr Dark horse....
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10.02.2008, 12:07 quote
| Chet24 wrote: | ||
I thought you liked pushing boundaries Mr Dark horse.... |
Not with a Coke bottel I don't!!
10.02.2008, 14:58 quote
Should have used a Lager bottle perhaps as the saying goes:
Reaches The Parts Other Beers Cannot Reach
(Heineken Lager)
Hehe 
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10.02.2008, 15:00 quote
| LittleVixen wrote: |
| Should have used a Lager |
Lager bottle or larger bottle?
(oooh, I'm so mean)
10.02.2008, 21:25 quote
I see sights like that most days at work..not just women..actually it's usually men..I've seen light bulbs..screwdrivers..kids toys..vases..bottles of all shapes and sizes..a hammer..torches..etc etc..and what guys stick in the end of their manhood is unbelieveable..all I can say is OUCH OUCH OUCH !!
10.02.2008, 22:22 quote
| susiexxx wrote: |
| I see sights like that most days at work..not just women..actually it's usually men..I've seen light bulbs..screwdrivers..kids toys..vases..bottles of all shapes and sizes..a hammer..torches..etc etc..and what guys stick in the end of their manhood is unbelieveable..all I can say is OUCH OUCH OUCH !! |
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