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10.02.2008, 09:33 quote

toby



p.s.: so girls, never use empty bottles.... Laughing

 

10.02.2008, 09:35 quote

LittleVixen
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WOW bet that was fun.............NOT. Embarassed Sad
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10.02.2008, 09:38 quote

toby

In such a situation you would probably need to drill a whole in the bottle in order to blow some air into it...but then you might risk the glass breaks and you get really nasty injuries.

My theory is that the doctor who made this x-ray has sent it to all of his friends and colleagues afterwards....

Imagine what excuse this girl/woman probably tried to come up with......maybe something like "I came from the shower, the telephone was ringing and then I fell down the stairs and landed on a bottle".

 

10.02.2008, 10:36 quote

Anonymous

toby wrote:
In such a situation you would probably need to drill a whole in the bottle in order to blow some air into it...but then you might risk the glass breaks and you get really nasty injuries.


Hmmm, the problem is that if there is a hole drilled in the bottle, maybe she wouldn’t get the bottle deposit back

Perhaps the poor woman was confused by the Coke adverts and thought that when they said it’s ‘the real thing’………


Edit: I'm going to be a real spoil sport - on closer inspection, I think the x-ray is a fake. That looks like a plastic coke bottle to me, and still has the top on it.

 

10.02.2008, 10:42 quote

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darkhorse57 wrote:
toby wrote:
In such a situation you would probably need to drill a whole in the bottle in order to blow some air into it...but then you might risk the glass breaks and you get really nasty injuries.


Hmmm, the problem is that if there is a hole drilled in the bottle, maybe she wouldn’t get the bottle deposit back

Perhaps the poor woman was confused by the Coke adverts and thought that when they said it’s ‘the real thing’………


That was so so funny, i'm in stitches, or maybe she was after the op......ouch!
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10.02.2008, 10:46 quote

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darkhorse57 wrote:
toby wrote:
In such a situation you would probably need to drill a whole in the bottle in order to blow some air into it...but then you might risk the glass breaks and you get really nasty injuries.


Hmmm, the problem is that if there is a hole drilled in the bottle, maybe she wouldn’t get the bottle deposit back

Perhaps the poor woman was confused by the Coke adverts and thought that when they said it’s ‘the real thing’………


Edit: I'm going to be a real spoil sport - on closer inspection, I think the x-ray is a fake. That looks like a plastic coke bottle to me, and still has the top on it.


She could have stuck it in with the top on. You had me laughing with that deposit comment.

 

10.02.2008, 10:53 quote

Anonymous

I think the theory here is that the bottle got stuck because it had no top on, and ‘something’ got stuck inside the bottle due a vacuum forming. Not sure, but to me that sounds like the only plausible explanation for a bottle to become stuck in a place like that. Not that I’m going to be doing any experimenting on myself to prove or disprove the theory!

 

10.02.2008, 11:55 quote

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darkhorse57 wrote:
I think the theory here is that the bottle got stuck because it had no top on, and ‘something’ got stuck inside the bottle due a vacuum forming. Not sure, but to me that sounds like the only plausible explanation for a bottle to become stuck in a place like that. Not that I’m going to be doing any experimenting on myself to prove or disprove the theory!


I thought you liked pushing boundaries Mr Dark horse....
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10.02.2008, 12:07 quote

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Chet24 wrote:
darkhorse57 wrote:
I think the theory here is that the bottle got stuck because it had no top on, and ‘something’ got stuck inside the bottle due a vacuum forming. Not sure, but to me that sounds like the only plausible explanation for a bottle to become stuck in a place like that. Not that I’m going to be doing any experimenting on myself to prove or disprove the theory!


I thought you liked pushing boundaries Mr Dark horse....


Not with a Coke bottel I don't!! Sad

 

10.02.2008, 12:22 quote

Anonymous

Or even a Coke bottle!

 

10.02.2008, 14:58 quote

LittleVixen
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Should have used a Lager bottle perhaps as the saying goes:

Reaches The Parts Other Beers Cannot Reach

(Heineken Lager)

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10.02.2008, 15:00 quote

Anonymous

LittleVixen wrote:
Should have used a Lager


Lager bottle or larger bottle?

(oooh, I'm so mean)

 

10.02.2008, 15:42 quote

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Its student doctors playing with the X-Ray machine. Its gotta be.

 

10.02.2008, 21:25 quote

susiexxx

I see sights like that most days at work..not just women..actually it's usually men..I've seen light bulbs..screwdrivers..kids toys..vases..bottles of all shapes and sizes..a hammer..torches..etc etc..and what guys stick in the end of their manhood is unbelieveable..all I can say is OUCH OUCH OUCH !!

 

10.02.2008, 22:22 quote

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susiexxx wrote:
I see sights like that most days at work..not just women..actually it's usually men..I've seen light bulbs..screwdrivers..kids toys..vases..bottles of all shapes and sizes..a hammer..torches..etc etc..and what guys stick in the end of their manhood is unbelieveable..all I can say is OUCH OUCH OUCH !!


 
 
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