At least she would taste nice ha! Am sure your pussy is great!

It's a lime actually

Lime-Cat!!!
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Its a small kitty if its a lime!!! Are you sure its not a grapefruit?

I dunno... Perhaps we need to try this ourselves

Anyone got a willing pussy?
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What would I do if someone wanted me just for sex?

Id friggin' laugh like I've never laughed before, and point them to the nearest Specsavers.

I'd be totally shocked !

id order an emergency sectioning under the new Mental Health (Scotland) Act.

As well as laughing uncontrollably.

After having a giggle with these nice lads above. I've been thinking about this a bit more and come to the conclusion that it's actually a good idea that someone is prepared to be up front about just wanting sex if that's all that they are wanting.
At least you don't have to go through any pretense of there being a future of love, romance, marriage.......and so on.... If you're wanting a relationship, you know it's a non-starter if someone tells you they only want you for sex, and you won't need to waste your time with them if you want different things.
I like the 'up front' approach, you know where you stand from the outset.

Totally agree with that ......... we are all adults here and if its what you both want then, happys days ................

Snap their hands off.

actually id say fuck off, ....i want you to cook tea for me as well. Cant shag on an empty stomach

lmao .......... will a takeaway do ya ...........

im serious, ....ive gone upmarket, ....no pot noodles and blow jobs anymore