I would have answered his topic post but since Im not looking to get laid (well not just that anyway) then Im not sure what someone would want who is just looking to get laid (Did that make sense )

Darkhorse's advice is spot on.....(even though im one of these stone age peeps he's talking about) But through personal choice i must add

least ive given you all something to mull over lol would be boring if didnt have people like me to try to help ( take pee out of ) wouldn't it hehe keep em coming folks lol

Who's taking the pee?? I thought i was being quite sensible for once

You know what YOU would have to do LL

You thnk it would be that easy...........theres work to be done here

'What does one have to do to become laid'

Become an egg.

wear a short skirt giggle in all the right places flick hair AND have an intelligent conversation n sexy smile.....

hehe think that might not work for me or i'll attract men lol im sure that works for you though hehe keep ideas coming lol

I find that giving her large amounts of alcohol and begging works

My advice ........... just ask, its either guna be yes or no, but when your asking dont be dribbling or looking too desperate ........... not a good look ........ lol xx

Just ask for it by name...

Down cowgate in Edinburgh seems to work the faf techinique, which is basically ask: Fancy a marry?

Never tried it since I never leave the house but heard it works