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19.04.2008, 14:51 quote

dsgsu
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I've tried phone sex a few times and I like it. Can anyone else relate to that?

It feels a bit strange sometimes. I hope other people enjoy phone sex too?

 

19.04.2008, 14:56 quote

Chet24
Chet24 Joined: 20 Mar 2007 Posts: 9184 Location: United Kingdom, England, London
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I really don't see the point in it, the real thing or nothing for me.

It what ways does it feel strange?
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19.04.2008, 15:01 quote

megalone

It depends really for me on the size of the handset.
I'm quite a small bloke and anything bigger than a Nokia 8210 would cause me real pain.....

 

23.04.2008, 04:16 quote

dsgsu
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I love to date and meet girls. But I dunno if I'm a perv it can be quite satisfying using chat lines too. Embarassed

Do you think I'm a perv if I use these sexual services? It's only human nature.

Edit: please dont use these forums to advertise

 

23.04.2008, 04:51 quote

pirakkanaama2
pirakkanaama2 Joined: 30 Dec 2006 Posts: 1889 Location: United Kingdom, England, Leicestershire
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erm i wouldnt class using adult chat lines as perving to be honest
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23.04.2008, 07:37 quote

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I don't like it. It takes tons of lube and really hurts to get it into one of those little holes.
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23.04.2008, 07:41 quote

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23.04.2008, 08:11 quote

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Well thats why its called the 'receiver' isn't it? Confused
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23.04.2008, 08:56 quote

katie6
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i dont think your a perv its just different people like different things and as long as you can find someone whos willin to recipricate that then your fine. you will probably find that more people than you think use them chatline things but arnt willing to admit to it
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23.04.2008, 12:26 quote

redelicious
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I've had phone sex. It's no worse than using any other aid to masturbate.
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02.06.2008, 09:21 quote

davemcn
Joined: 01 Jun 2008 Posts: 2 Location: United Kingdom, Northern Ireland, Londonderry
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i love sexits such a turn on

 

02.06.2008, 09:57 quote

funkychick1
funkychick1 Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1769 Location: United Kingdom, England, West Midlands
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Phone has it's place i suppose, but like one of my friends said you dont really know what the other person is doing on the other end of the phone, could be eating a pot noodle for you know ...... Laughing

 

02.06.2008, 10:08 quote

oggioggi

funkychick1 wrote:
Phone has it's place i suppose...............could be eating a pot noodle for you know ...... Laughing


Pot Noddle has its place too Very Happy

I can't take phone sex seriously. Last time it happened, I laughed. Quite loudly. The pot noodle made an awful mess of my cream duvet cover.

 

02.06.2008, 10:40 quote

funkychick1
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oggioggi wrote:
funkychick1 wrote:
Phone has it's place i suppose...............could be eating a pot noodle for you know ...... Laughing


Pot Noddle has its place too Very Happy

I can't take phone sex seriously. Last time it happened, I laughed. Quite loudly. The pot noodle made an awful mess of my cream duvet cover.


Laughing Laughing Laughing

Tell that Mr Darkhourse he better get his ass back on here ........ we need him. ....... hope its wasn't 'Bombay Badboy' they make a terrible stain .......

 

02.06.2008, 11:14 quote

oggioggi

funkychick1 wrote:
....... hope its wasn't 'Bombay Badboy' they make a terrible stain .......


No, it was the Tikka Masala Pot Noodle. Fortunately I hadn’t opened the sachet of mango chutney, so at least I had something to eat.

The success of phone sex depends largely on reception. For example, poor reception might result in the following misunderstanding and the moment would be gone.

She: “Are you coming?”

(He hears for “Are you humming?”)

He: “No. Would you like me to? I can do a good rendition of Foreigners ‘Love on The Telephone’ .....starts humming, then breaks into song.....

“Monday, Tuesday, three days and more
Pretty soon you don't know anymore
Friday, the sixth day, Saturday seems late
Don't know how much longer I can wait

Ooh, could ya wait 'til I get home
Ooh, we need to be alone
'n' I don't wanna lose
My love on the telephone.....”


On a vaguely related note, men should be exceptionally carefully when having phone sex if using a flip phone.

 
 
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