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30.06.2006, 10:25 quote

hornyspice
Joined: 25 Jun 2006 Posts: 3 Location: United Kingdom, England, Bedfordshire
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im very horny person.. andi have wanked in so many places.. here is the list

at school(under the table) and in girls bag lol
in the car..
whilst walking down busy high st at night..
at work
shed
photocy machine..(scanner)

 

30.06.2006, 13:49 quote

missme7

hornyspice wrote:
whilst walking down busy high st at night..



Thats just perverted Rolling Eyes

 

30.06.2006, 13:59 quote

Paul2004
Paul2004 Joined: 20 Dec 2004 Posts: 267 Location: United Kingdom, England, West Midlands
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I am all for sex in public places..... discretley of course......but choking your chicken in the high street just ain't normal !!!
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30.06.2006, 15:42 quote

Anonymous

Not many weird places for me really, i think I did it in a plane toilet once...

I got a handjob in the back of a crowded car once, does that count?

 

30.06.2006, 15:56 quote

Anonymous

Seems I got in trouble making comments about this subject. Why is it OK for you to talk about it and not me? Hey, where is that moderator? No wanking allowed ............. Don't ask me why, I don't know.

SEE: masturbating online (the one that got closed)
Just Kidding. HaaaHaa I know what wank means, I am learning.

Love ya,
Thomas

 

30.06.2006, 15:58 quote

Anonymous

fkkkbg wrote:
Seems I got in trouble making comments about this subject. Why is it OK for you to talk about it and not me? Hey, where is that moderator? No wanking allowed ............. Don't ask me why, I don't know.

SEE: masturbating online (the one that got closed)
Just Kidding. HaaaHaa I know what wank means, I am learning.

Love ya,
Thomas


I closed that thread because it was getting off-topic

 

30.06.2006, 18:50 quote

Anonymous

I told you I was kidding, why don't you listen? We need a moderator to moderate the moderators.

JUST KIDDING!!!!

Has anyone ever called you a name? Just wondered, don't be angry.

I bet I can turn this point of view into wanking. Want to see me do it?.... turn the subject, that is.

I have never wanked in front of a woman. Nor have I ever seen a woman wank (this is the third time I have ever used the word wank, not sure if I am using it properly. Correct me if I am wrong, please.)

Are women more of a wanker than men or do men enjoy wanking more than women? OR should men and women wank off each other? I am confused.

Love ya,
Thomas

 

30.06.2006, 20:12 quote

Anonymous

fkkkbg wrote:
I told you I was kidding, why don't you listen? We need a moderator to moderate the moderators.

JUST KIDDING!!!!

Has anyone ever called you a name? Just wondered, don't be angry.

I bet I can turn this point of view into wanking. Want to see me do it?.... turn the subject, that is.

I have never wanked in front of a woman. Nor have I ever seen a woman wank (this is the third time I have ever used the word wank, not sure if I am using it properly. Correct me if I am wrong, please.)

Are women more of a wanker than men or do men enjoy wanking more than women? OR should men and women wank off each other? I am confused.

Love ya,
Thomas


You're a strange little man.

 

01.07.2006, 12:47 quote

Rapomediate
Joined: 30 Jun 2006 Posts: 1 Location: United Kingdom, England, South Yorkshire
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In my gran's face.

 

01.07.2006, 13:00 quote

ardiani
Joined: 16 Mar 2006 Posts: 28 Location: United Kingdom, England, London
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missme7 wrote:
hornyspice wrote:
whilst walking down busy high st at night..



Thats just perverted Rolling Eyes


LOL missme...

It might have been easier (maybe faster) if we only knew the places when no wanking was taking place. On the other hand (and no...not that hand) maybe there isnt such a place.

We can only marvel at the acrobatic skills, brilliance, mastery and the sheer audacity of..... hmmm i better go, since eng.v.port is starting NOW...ignore the last one I was thinking about steven gerard with a ball.
Wink

 

01.07.2006, 16:05 quote

Anonymous

swissrebel wrote:
You're a strange little man.


Oh, swissrebel, now you are getting personal, you know how upset you get when people get personal; and you refer to size too. Now that IS rude. Besides, what would you do without me? You'd have no way to exersize your powers.

Have you ever had a "pissing" contest? I think pissing means the same in both Brit English and Yank terms (although "Yank" in America means something quite different, much like the word wank, hey it rhymes).

Anyway, drink a load of beer and get "pissed"(Brit term) or "drunk"(American term) and both stand at a line in the sand and see who can piss the farthest; thus Pissing Contest.

It also means who can be the most obnoxious.

Wanna play?

Love ya,
Thomas

 

02.07.2006, 05:36 quote

Anonymous

fkkkbg wrote:
swissrebel wrote:
You're a strange little man.


Oh, swissrebel, now you are getting personal, you know how upset you get when people get personal; and you refer to size too. Now that IS rude. Besides, what would you do without me? You'd have no way to exersize your powers.

Have you ever had a "pissing" contest? I think pissing means the same in both Brit English and Yank terms (although "Yank" in America means something quite different, much like the word wank, hey it rhymes).

Anyway, drink a load of beer and get "pissed"(Brit term) or "drunk"(American term) and both stand at a line in the sand and see who can piss the farthest; thus Pissing Contest.

It also means who can be the most obnoxious.

Wanna play?

Love ya,
Thomas


Deep breaths everyone, now count to ten. Good, now play nice and accept the irreverencies.


Off topic --->>>>
Hmm, yank - I think the term has its roots in a little fracas that happened following some rich people not wanting to abolish slavery. Obv it has been corrupted in international usage, though I do like the way you have co-opted the term American to mean of the USA rather than the correct usage for the whole continent.

Pissed can mean drunk or angry, I will have to take your word about obnoxious.

I think we can safely say English English rather than British English though (just making a point about the origin of the language Twisted Evil )

On Topic --->>>

HornySpice, have you tried a belt sander yet ?

 
 
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