Tells Swiss to get naked so we can get to work on him.

i think we scared him awayyyyyy
dan come backkkkkk we neeeeed you

well i dont know about missme but i could certainly do with a distraction of the male persuasion.... as long as you dont fall in love with me and freak out that is...................... C'MERE!!!!!!!

Oh yeh I def need some hot male lurve at the moment

Just as well you're both in the right place then

I don't scare that easily, I've just been 'occupied'.

I'd stroke Whizzer affectionately, but firmly then buy him a pack of cookies.

Ask for milk

I'd make a hilarious breast-feeding joke

tell swiss that i dont know if they produce milk these days but he's welcome to find out

Point put how easy it is being the straight man

rub myself all over his column... i mean the cross' collumn of course

Just lick.

ask...lick what?

Reply: Everything

hmmm food for thought... but i need specifics

I'd reply that I wouldn't want to shock our less experienced members with the filth that people like us appreciate