lol .. thanks tracy ... he's a lucky guy too

ughh. Fine, I can take a hint!

hey i didnt say he wasnt

Im going to turn my knob into a vibrator by attatching an electric toothbrush motor to it....so any of you wonderfull ladies fancy a test drive...well let me know.

ps dont worry, I wont put it back in my tooth brush when Ive finished.

Hey, it's not MY toothbrush, so do whatever gives you joy, man.

I always do whatever to give me joy...it'll land me in trouble one day Im sure.

I remember seeing a Durex advert in this pub toilet one time for these wee vibrators.

The tag line was 'Give her something to moan about'.

and somebody wrote under it ' leave her in the house' to which somebody else added ' and shag her best pal'.

I thought it was quite funny considering...

I agree, a real man beats a vibrator most of the time, but if you're not getting any then a vibrator is great.

I once had a girlfriend who used to keep tryn to put batteries up my arse to see if my knob would rotate full 360...

i always remember bringing one back from Amsterdam as a gift for a friend. She opened it and he boyfriend said he didn't know why I bothered because he had 3 of his own that she could use. That grossed me out.....second hand vibrators??? Ugh!!!!!!