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24.11.2008, 19:50 quote

Chet24
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funkychick1 wrote:
of course having a real life man is far better ........... but having a real life man and a vibe together is even beter ............ Laughing Laughing


surely you wouldn't want to put your vibe into that poor blokes.......
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24.11.2008, 19:50 quote

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funkychick1 wrote:
of course having a real life man is far better ........... but having a real life man and a vibe together is even beter ............ Laughing Laughing

phwoar yeah! Twisted Evil
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24.11.2008, 20:04 quote

funkychick1

redelicious wrote:
funkychick1 wrote:
of course having a real life man is far better ........... but having a real life man and a vibe together is even beter ............ Laughing Laughing

phwoar yeah! Twisted Evil


exactly Tracey ......... yummy ........

 

24.11.2008, 20:05 quote

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redelicious wrote:
funkychick1 wrote:
of course having a real life man is far better ........... but having a real life man and a vibe together is even beter ............ Laughing Laughing

phwoar yeah! Twisted Evil


Heh yeah i've been there. If the vibe is powerful enough you can feel the vibrations through her and it feels great.

 

24.11.2008, 20:10 quote

bliss23

justmejim70 wrote:
Totally sexist thread Liz ! ...I'm off to watch big titted blondes washing cars on men and motors Evil or Very Mad


Embarassed Embarassed Laughing

On I can't help but wonder... If there's no use for this topic and men are soooooo much better than vibes, why all the fuss nd irritation y'all? Laughing

Could vibes be scarin men? Razz Laughing Maybe vibes will teach men lessons bout what they should and shouldn't do in relationships. Hey, that's a thought, I think. LOL I'm quotin' Master Yoda here.

 

24.11.2008, 20:24 quote

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Chet24 wrote:
funkychick1 wrote:
of course having a real life man is far better ........... but having a real life man and a vibe together is even beter ............ Laughing Laughing


surely you wouldn't want to put your vibe into that poor blokes.......


OUCH!!!!

 

24.11.2008, 21:05 quote

u4ric
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fireinmyheart wrote:
Chet24 wrote:
funkychick1 wrote:
of course having a real life man is far better ........... but having a real life man and a vibe together is even beter ............ Laughing Laughing


surely you wouldn't want to put your vibe into that poor blokes.......


OUCH!!!!


Actually its very enjoyable if done correctly, infact as anyone who has tried will confirm it gives men some of the best orgasms ever. I own one, the same one I used on me ex lol

 

24.11.2008, 21:45 quote

justmejim70

u4ric wrote:
fireinmyheart wrote:
Chet24 wrote:
funkychick1 wrote:
of course having a real life man is far better ........... but having a real life man and a vibe together is even beter ............ Laughing Laughing


surely you wouldn't want to put your vibe into that poor blokes.......


OUCH!!!!


Actually its very enjoyable if done correctly, infact as anyone who has tried will confirm it gives men some of the best orgasms ever. I own one, the same one I used on me ex lol



It's saying things like that which give women ideas ! Confused

 

24.11.2008, 21:46 quote

ed85

I'd rather have a vibe than a man any day. Largely because I'm straight...

 

24.11.2008, 22:31 quote

Chet24
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justmejim70 wrote:
u4ric wrote:
fireinmyheart wrote:
Chet24 wrote:
funkychick1 wrote:
of course having a real life man is far better ........... but having a real life man and a vibe together is even beter ............ Laughing Laughing


surely you wouldn't want to put your vibe into that poor blokes.......


OUCH!!!!


Actually its very enjoyable if done correctly, infact as anyone who has tried will confirm it gives men some of the best orgasms ever. I own one, the same one I used on me ex lol



It's saying things like that which give women ideas ! Confused


I'm going with Jim, thats not threshold I would like tested.
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24.11.2008, 23:08 quote

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Chet24 wrote:
justmejim70 wrote:
u4ric wrote:
fireinmyheart wrote:
Chet24 wrote:
funkychick1 wrote:
of course having a real life man is far better ........... but having a real life man and a vibe together is even beter ............ Laughing Laughing


surely you wouldn't want to put your vibe into that poor blokes.......


OUCH!!!!


Actually its very enjoyable if done correctly, infact as anyone who has tried will confirm it gives men some of the best orgasms ever. I own one, the same one I used on me ex lol



It's saying things like that which give women ideas ! Confused


I'm going with Jim, thats not threshold I would like tested.


Its got absolutely nothing to do with pain, it dosn't hurt at all. Funny some men love the idea of anal love with a woman but won't take it them selves, especially considering men have a prostate and women don't. I'm not saying I think I think all men should try it, pleasure is relative, if you never had it any better, you will never know. I'm trying to tell you what its not.

 

25.11.2008, 01:31 quote

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bexbex wrote:
LittleVixen wrote:
A vibrator doesn't have an orgasm first and then just stop "vibrating."

Vibrators are never too busy watching the game on tv


It's happy to keep going until we're satisfied.


Position is your choice, not his.

It always is hard.

I didnt state these were my views, just found it when I googled, my men are always the best cos i'm picky, of course real flesh is better but if you have not got a choice.....go find some other means, my toy is loads better than any rabbit & didnt cost a fortune Laughing Laughing Laughing


You don't have to wear an ill fitting teddy to excite it.

It doesn't care that you gained 10 lbs.

It doesn't fall asleep and snore in your ear afterwards.

They don't get tired after the first time

They never poke you in the back in the morning to see if you are in the mood.

As long as you have a new pack of energizers the vibes can keep going and going and going! (while you keep coming and coming!)

They don't burp, fart, belch or fall asleep on you.

You don't have to dress up for your vibe.

You can show it off to your friends.

It doesn't require "a little lip action" to get hard.

Vibrators don't care if you get crumbs in the bed.

They never come before you do.


You've obviously been with the wrong men then LV! And would you really want to get your vibe out in the middle of Tesco's??? Laughing

 

06.12.2008, 12:11 quote

doctorfaust
Joined: 05 Apr 2007 Posts: 508 Location: USA, Massachusetts, Cambridge
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I have to agree with some comments above -- why not have both?

But for those who must have only one, and have decided in favor of a vibe, why are you hanging around this site instead of vibe-emporium.com?

Just curious, since I've never met a vibe that can post a personals ad...

 

06.12.2008, 13:01 quote

kizz

Vibrators are great learning tools for women, who find it really hard having orgasms...and they do exist believe you me. I would never pick one over a man though.... and if the man in the relationship found it threatening....then I would certainly put it away Very Happy

 

11.12.2008, 11:00 quote

peterislooking

Bliss23 wrote:
Here's the deal, LOL:

A vibe:

Doesn't break yer heart
Always has time for you
Doesn't think you're all over it because you (don't feel the need to) text to say you love it
You don't wish a vibe a good day so you get over that too.
Never plays games (except for good, dirty ones)
Doesn't go runnin after other chicks
Always lets itself be conducted by you and will always be just as rough or as soft as you need it to be.
Doesn't have wishes.
You can pick whatever vibe you want, it never says no
Gives you what you need for as long as you need it.
All it requires is cleaning and Duracell.
Can be taken everywhere and can be with you always (unless you feck it up, in which case it can be easily replaced lol), even shopping. LOL
Doesn't speak.
Doesn't wanna have love when you don't want to.
Has no friends.
Has nothing more important to do than to be with you and please you in everyway that it can.
You don't have to be careful not to hurt its feelings.




there are bout 5 things a man's got over a vibe:

1. kissing
2. touching
3. looking good
4. giving the satisfaction that you're wanted by another human being.
5. skin and hugging (although these can be right there with touching)

That's if you don't count holding meaningful conversation (which can be done with friends too), doing stuff around the house (which you don't need anyway) and other things like that.

Feel free to add some more to this topic, either in favour of man or vibe. LOL Laughing
Just like half a larger then,except no batteries needed but is nice to polish off.

 
 
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