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Home >> Sex >> Vibe vs Man
23.11.2008, 23:46 quote
| ed85 wrote: |
| "It always is hard" made me laugh. Is this a quality that men should aspire to? |
Isn't that an affliction that needs surgery?
24.11.2008, 00:33 quote
Totally sexist thread Liz ! ...I'm off to watch big titted blondes washing cars on men and motors 
24.11.2008, 01:41 quote
Hmmm how did I miss this topic, although I did skim through most of the thread. Thank you so much for now I know what my special purpose in life is. Thanks to my condition (see my Hypersexuality topic), I am the first human vibrator!!!!
My mother would be proud, just s shame she would never find out lol
24.11.2008, 07:48 quote
U4ric you had me all excited there for a mo - I thought you were going to offer to be my towel rail.
24.11.2008, 12:03 quote
| LittleVixen wrote: |
| A vibrator doesn't have an orgasm first and then just stop "vibrating."
Vibrators are never too busy watching the game on tv It's happy to keep going until we're satisfied. Position is your choice, not his. It always is hard. You don't have to wear an ill fitting teddy to excite it. It doesn't care that you gained 10 lbs. It doesn't fall asleep and snore in your ear afterwards. They don't get tired after the first time They never poke you in the back in the morning to see if you are in the mood. As long as you have a new pack of energizers the vibes can keep going and going and going! (while you keep coming and coming!) They don't burp, fart, belch or fall asleep on you. You don't have to dress up for your vibe. You can show it off to your friends. It doesn't require "a little lip action" to get hard. Vibrators don't care if you get crumbs in the bed. They never come before you do. |
You've obviously been with the wrong men then LV! And would you really want to get your vibe out in the middle of Tesco's???
24.11.2008, 18:49 quote
| funkychick1 wrote: |
Come on Carrie, we need your in put on this convo and you Kirsty .............  |
You called..........
Ahhh the lovely rabbit.....Does what its told, when its told for how long its told and switches off when you want it too...And satisfies EVERY time....Nuff said
Who needs a man???? I can fix my own car most times, sort out my own plumbing/electrics (got my own combi drill and tool kit), I can decorate, i can get spiders out the bath. Theres nothing I would call a man in to do that I wouldnt give a bash doing myself
24.11.2008, 18:55 quote
| Cazzabee wrote: |
| Who needs a man???? I can fix my own car most times, sort out my own plumbing/electrics (got my own combi drill and tool kit), I can decorate, i can get spiders out the bath. Theres nothing I would call a man in to do that I wouldnt give a bash doing myself |
Are they pink?
You know, all this topic needs is 'I will survive' playing in the background, and all the men might as well just f**k off.
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24.11.2008, 19:12 quote
Baggie - i would rather have a man than my rabbit any day...even though i have one...so don't get the Gloria Gaynor song ready just yet!
24.11.2008, 19:24 quote
| baggiebhoy wrote: | ||
Are they pink?
You know, all this topic needs is 'I will survive' playing in the background, and all the men might as well just f**k off. |
pmsl ......... funny how men get all defensive when the topic of vibes pop up ......... but very funny Andrew and sooooooooooo true i love that tune ...........
i will request it especially for you on saturday, along with 'it's raining men' .........
24.11.2008, 19:32 quote
| bexbex wrote: |
| Baggie - i would rather have a man than my rabbit any day...even though i have one...so don't get the Gloria Gaynor song ready just yet! |
I can counter most of LV's arguments for a vibe. Give me warm flesh any day
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"Always look on the bright side of life..... tetum tetumtetumtetum....."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHPOzQzk9Qo
24.11.2008, 19:42 quote
of course having a real life man is far better ........... but having a real life man and a vibe together is even beter ............
24.11.2008, 19:49 quote
| baggiebhoy wrote: | ||
Are they pink?
You know, all this topic needs is 'I will survive' playing in the background, and all the men might as well just f**k off. |
Don't you mean "Sisters Are Doin' It for Themselves"
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