I have a plus for man. It's much more exciting to get to control a wild stallion (ONLY a wild one though). When woman reigns over stallion. Mooooo =)))))) And then we get back to the conversation on doormats. If someone wanted a doormat they'd just apply for a Babbit. =)))) And even that might get broken and make weird pickhammer sounds and actions sometimes (from what I've heard LOL). However that is upseting, the doormat information.

And speakin' of reigning I just remembered Mark King, the snooka playa. Uuuuuuuuuu. Cheeky. Me-ow. Probably even better. To reign over a king. LOL
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I think vibes are great.... if all I want is an amazing orgasm. I'd much rather have a mediocre orgasm with a pair of strong arms around me and warm lips against mine. Nor can an amazing orgasm make me laugh til I cry*

One thing in a vibes favour, I don't have to go to the bathroom after and mop up!



*As an aside, why do I always seem to go for men that make laugh at some point in the sexual proceedings?!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHPOzQzk9Qo

A vibe cannot sneak up on you.
It cannot surprise you.
It cannot nibble you.
It cannot tease you.
It cannot love you.
It cannot bring you a cuppa tea in bed.
It cannot stroke you unaided.
It cannot run it's fingers through any of your hair.
It cannot bring your children up (given that your man would do that).
And it cannot do the DIY.

What competition? We were speaking of manly bullshit here.

As for my previous message, I do admit that it can be poorly understood. I won't try and explain myself, I'll just say that by stallion I meant a certain type of MAN, by doormat I meant another certain type of man, by Babbit I meant Rabbit. As for the Mooooo, that's originally in my vocabulary. LOL And Mark King, I won't comment on that. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ERRRRRRRRRRR.
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A vibrator doesn't have an orgasm first and then just stop "vibrating."

Vibrators are never too busy watching the game on tv

Batteries are cheaper than pick up trucks!!!

When we're done with them we can stuff them back in the drawer and not hear from them until we're ready.

It's happy to keep going until we're satisfied.

We can get a bigger one or one that has better options whenever we want without being called a slut.

Position is your choice, not his.

It always is hard.

It doesn't leave a mess behind.

You don't have to wear an ill fitting teddy to excite it.

It doesn't care that you gained 10 lbs.

It doesn't fall asleep and snore in your ear afterwards.

You don't have to clean up the apartment before bringing it home.

They don't get tired after the first time

They never poke you in the back in the morning to see if you are in the mood.

Vibes are better then men because in the morning you don't have to fix it breakfast.

Safe sex without a rubber

A couple batteries and you don't have to put up with the shit, just turn it off when you get done with it!

As long as you have a new pack of energizers the vibes can keep going and going and going! (while you keep coming and coming!)

Vibes are portable so you can do it anytime, anywhere you want!!!

They don't burp, fart, belch or fall asleep on you.

You don't have to dress up for your vibe.

You can show it off to your friends.

They never wake up at 4 a.m. asking for another one

It doesn't leave a wet spot. (this is debatable lol)

It can be stashed away in a drawer.

It doesn't have a mother!!!

It doesn't require "a little lip action" to get hard.

You know exactly where it's been.

Vibrators don't care if you get crumbs in the bed.

They never come before you do.
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"It doesn't have a mother!!!"

Now that made me laugh out loud and I made my cat jump with fright!

"It always is hard" made me laugh. Is this a quality that men should aspire to?