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26.01.2007, 14:19 quote

ladytracexx
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Aradon wrote:
Noooo she's my ex because she moved her best mate into our home and more or less started a relationship with him :/





Thats Pants!!!!! Give her chilli Twisted Evil
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26.01.2007, 15:19 quote

Papio
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PrincessTamz wrote:
Take a look here.... not once does anyone post... slap colgate on ya bean it will drive you wild!!! Twisted Evil

http://www.thriftyfun.com/tf509533.tip.html


I'm seriously tempted to signup and post under PrincessTamz

"slap colgate on ya bean it will drive you wild!!!"

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26.01.2007, 15:27 quote

PrincessTamz
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Papio wrote:
PrincessTamz wrote:
Take a look here.... not once does anyone post... slap colgate on ya bean it will drive you wild!!! Twisted Evil

http://www.thriftyfun.com/tf509533.tip.html


I'm seriously tempted to signup and post under PrincessTamz

"slap colgate on ya bean it will drive you wild!!!"


Hahaha LMAO!!!

I did just have a flash of inspiration.... how about mint lipsil on a man???
Saves getting chapped lips at the same time!!!

 

26.01.2007, 15:46 quote

Papio
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PrincessTamz wrote:
Papio wrote:
PrincessTamz wrote:
Take a look here.... not once does anyone post... slap colgate on ya bean it will drive you wild!!! Twisted Evil

http://www.thriftyfun.com/tf509533.tip.html


I'm seriously tempted to signup and post under PrincessTamz

"slap colgate on ya bean it will drive you wild!!!"


Hahaha LMAO!!!

I did just have a flash of inspiration.... how about mint lipsil on a man???
Saves getting chapped lips at the same time!!!


i can see it now, all the love aid stores selling the lipstick that tingles when you give oral!

Fantastic lol!
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26.01.2007, 19:03 quote

spdarkhorse
Joined: 21 Jun 2005 Posts: 797 Location: United Kingdom, England, Merseyside
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Ian39 wrote:
Wonder if it says on the tube only to be used oraly?


It doesnt

 

27.01.2007, 07:03 quote

oreobites
oreobites Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 24 Location: Canada, Saskatchewan, Prince Albert
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Papio wrote:
PrincessTamz wrote:
Papio wrote:
PrincessTamz wrote:
Take a look here.... not once does anyone post... slap colgate on ya bean it will drive you wild!!! Twisted Evil

http://www.thriftyfun.com/tf509533.tip.html


I'm seriously tempted to signup and post under PrincessTamz

"slap colgate on ya bean it will drive you wild!!!"


Hahaha LMAO!!!

I did just have a flash of inspiration.... how about mint lipsil on a man???
Saves getting chapped lips at the same time!!!


i can see it now, all the love aid stores selling the lipstick that tingles when you give oral!

Fantastic lol!


and i bet you would be the creater wouldn't you?? lol
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26.02.2007, 19:37 quote

KASH28
Joined: 24 Feb 2007 Posts: 2 Location: United Kingdom, England, London
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YES BUT AFTERS U BLOW ON IT

 

26.02.2007, 19:38 quote

Anonymous

Jesus where did this thread come from?

 

26.02.2007, 20:23 quote

Anonymous

hmm now this has made me wonder about it the same thing can happen with mint cream sweets

 

28.02.2007, 19:25 quote

James55uk
James55uk Joined: 27 Feb 2007 Posts: 19 Location: United Kingdom, England, Leicestershire
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When I went out on a date with an ex of mine i sprayed my meat an 2 veg with deodrant spray so that when we had sum fun later on they smelled nice for her....

but then 10 mins later it was burning like F**K I was screaming the house down for the next 4-5 mins.

 

28.02.2007, 19:27 quote

Anonymous

James55uk wrote:
When I went out on a date with an ex of mine i sprayed my meat an 2 veg with deodrant spray so that when we had sum fun later on they smelled nice for her....

but then 10 mins later it was burning like F**K I was screaming the house down for the next 4-5 mins.


Bad idea from experience, best thing do to is wash regular. Nothing worse than the taste of bitter deodoriser on ya knob!

 

28.02.2007, 20:06 quote

James55uk
James55uk Joined: 27 Feb 2007 Posts: 19 Location: United Kingdom, England, Leicestershire
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aDecentGuy wrote:
James55uk wrote:
When I went out on a date with an ex of mine i sprayed my meat an 2 veg with deodrant spray so that when we had sum fun later on they smelled nice for her....

but then 10 mins later it was burning like F**K I was screaming the house down for the next 4-5 mins.


Bad idea from experience, best thing do to is wash regular. Nothing worse than the taste of bitter deodoriser on ya knob!


Oh I do all ways wash but I thought it would be nice for her, kinda brings a new term to the song "The Ring of Fire"

 

28.02.2007, 21:58 quote

Keldine
Keldine Joined: 06 Jan 2007 Posts: 47 Location: United Kingdom, England, Herefordshire
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Drinking a combination of hot n cold drinks whilst going down on your bloke works v well aswell.

 

28.02.2007, 21:59 quote

kebabman
kebabman Joined: 03 Jan 2007 Posts: 931 Location: United Kingdom, England, Lancashire
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Keldine wrote:
Drinking a combination of hot n cold drinks whilst going down on your bloke works v well aswell.


The cold I can see, but if any bird has a mouthful of hot coffee then goes down on me I won't be best pleased Smile
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28.02.2007, 22:01 quote

Keldine
Keldine Joined: 06 Jan 2007 Posts: 47 Location: United Kingdom, England, Herefordshire
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You don't keep it in your mouth you swallow it as it leaves the mouth at different temperatures, which adds sensations.

 
 
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